Chords for 3. It's Easy Mmmkay

_ _ Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? _
I noticed you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.
Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen?
_ _ Fuck with me!
You heard me! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Wendy, now where did you learn to talk like that? _ _
With such foul language, okay?
Oh, you mean fuck?
He's fucking doing it!
Okay, now Wendy, that is inappropriate behavior!
Now gather round, children.
It's time to teach you all a little language, a little lesson, about foul language.
_ _ _ [F] There are times when [Gm] you get suckered in
_ [Bb] by drugs and alcohol [A] and sex with women.
_ _ _ _ [F] But it's when you do these things [Gm] too much
that [Bb] you become an addict
and [C] must get back in touch. _ _
[F] You can do it, it's all up to you, [C] girl. _ _
With Little [F] Plan, you can change your [C] life today. _ _
[Bb] You don't have to [F] spend your life addicted [Bb] to crack.
Homeless [F] on the street giving handjobs [Bb] to smack.
Follow my plan [F] and very [Ab] soon you will [C] see.
[F] It's easy, m'kay?
_ Step [Eb] one, say [C] to ass, say [F] buns, like kiss my buns or [C] your buns, [F] ho!
Step [Eb] two, say to [F] shit, say poo, as you roll, poo, poo, head on the screw is [Ab] pulled.
Step three, [Gb] with [Eb] bigotry, [Ab] cause big is bad for [Eb] generosity.
[C] Step four, [Bb] don't say fuck [G] anymore, [A] cause fuck is the worst word that you [Db] can say.
So just use the word m [Eb]'kay!
[Gb] _ _
_ _ _ [Dbm] M'kay!
[Gb] With Little Plan, we can change our lives [Db] today.
We can change today.
[B] You don't have [Gb] _
_ [B] _ [Gb] _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[A] _ [Db] to spend your life addicted to [Gb] [D] crack.
_ [G]
Step [F] one, say to [D] ass, say buns, like kiss my buns or your [G] buns, ho!
Step two, [Fm] say to shit, [G] say poo, [F] poo, head [Bb] on the screw is pulled.
Step [Ab] three, with bigotry, [Bb] cause big [Ab] [F] is bad for [D] generosity.
[A] Step four, don't say fuck anymore, [B] cause _ _ [Bb] _ [B] _ _
_ [C] fuck is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word m'kay!
_ [A]
You [C] don't have to spend your life [G] addicted to crack.
[Cm] Homeless on [G] the street giving handjobs to [C] smack.
Follow my [G] plan and very [A] soon you [Bb] will see.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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