Chords for 9. Mr. Hankey

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So what is brown and sticky? _
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A stick! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ So Barack Obama, have you seen this?
Have you heard this?
_ _ A homeless person comes up to Barack Obama and says,
Hey sir, could you spare some _ change? _ _ _ _
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_ _ Now I know it's a ways from _ _ Christmas
Christmas! _ _ _
_ _ Let's all gather round and think about our favorite festive _ _ _ _
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Boo! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ We've all heard of [Em] Rudolph and his [Am] shiny [C] nose _ _
And [F] we all know [Bm] Frosty, who's [Am] made out of [C] snow
_ _ _ [G] But all of those stories [E] seem kind _ _ of_gay_g _ _ _ Cause we [A] all know [D] who brightens up [G] our _ holidays _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Mr. [E] Hank, he's a Christmas Boo Small and brown, he comes from you Staying on the [Am] toilet, here he comes [D] Squeezing between your festive [F] buns A present from [B] down below [D] Spreading joy [Am] with a happy laugh [Dm] He's seen the [Am] love inside of you Cause [G] he's a piece [C] of poo [Ab] Sometimes he's nutty, [Gm] sometimes he's [Fm] corny He can be brown [Bb] or greenish [Eb] brown But if you eat fiber on [C] Christmas [Dm] He might come to your town He [F] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [G] loves me, I [Am] love you Therefore [C] vicariously, he loves you _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [A] _ I'm Mr. [D] Hank, he's a Christmas Boo [Bb] Jason's greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play [Fm] Now before I [Bb] melt away [Ab] He'll [Fm] _ [Gm] _ _ [F] stick me in your mouth and [Cm] try to say [Bb] Howdy ho ho yum [C] yum _ [F] [Bb] Christmas time has come _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Bm] Sometimes he [Ab] hangs off the end of your ass And won't fall [D] in the toilet _ _ _ _ _ _ Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ And he won't drop off until you shake your ass around And try to get him to drop in the toilet _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Mr. [F] Hank, [A] he's a Christmas Boo [A] Christmas [C] leaves, he must leave [Dm] too I see _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ Miss Mallory's spirit [G] break [G] _ [C] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [F] _ _
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