Chords for 10 Reasons Not To Buy A Martin D-18
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89.525 bpm
Chords used:
Cm
E
G
Em
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Okay, Island Guitars, how are you doing?
Hey, Dick, good, glad you're here.
Man, I got something to show you that you're going to just love, love, love.
No, no, I [Bb] just came to buy a set of strings.
No, no, no, no, no, really, this [Bbm] guitar we just got is for you.
It's you.
I don't need a guitar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is for you.
It's got your name written all over it.
You will [Gm] absolutely love it.
[Cm]
[F] [G] [Bb]
[F]
So here they are, the top ten reasons not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Beginning with number ten, [Em] [N] I already own a D-28, a great, a fantastic D-28.
If you have a Martin D-28, it's the only acoustic guitar [Cm] you'll ever need.
[Em] [N] Number nine, I own a Martin D-41.
Now, this is not a D-45, but it's really beautiful.
And this, along with a D-28, well, you're covered.
That's all the Martin acoustic [Cm] guitars you could ever want or need.
[G] Number nine and a half, [Gb]
[G] custom J-41.
Okay, this is a subset of number nine.
I own a beautiful custom J-41.
So this, a D-41, and a great D-28, you're covered.
That's all the acoustic guitars you could ever want [Cm] or need.
[Ab] Reason number eight, why not to buy [E] a Martin D-18?
[D] My wife.
My wife's great.
She's fantastic.
She bought me the, she buys nice guitars for me.
She lets me buy guitars, but I think a D-18 would be like one too many.
If I didn't show it to her, I'd like to snuck in.
I wonder if she'd recognize, [Cm] like, is that a new guitar?
[E] Reason number [B] seven, [Em] [A] a Martin triple-0-18.
See, I already own a really nice mahogany guitar, brand new triple [N]-0-18.
This, a J-41, a D-41, and a Martin D-28 is really all the guitars you could ever want or [Cm] need.
[Eb]
[E] Reason number six, I could use the money to buy Bitcoin.
Yeah, I could buy Bitcoin.
If it went up enough, then I'd have enough [Cm] money to buy it.
Reason number [E] five, [D] there's no more room.
I have a small condo, and like, there's guitar cases.
There's not enough room in my [Cm] place.
Reason [G] number four, you can only play one [G] guitar at a time.
I mean, I
[Cm] Reason is not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Reason number three, I own a Taylor.
A really nice 310C.
I [Cm] strike that one.
[Gm] Reason number two, too many strings to [Eb] change.
[Cm] [N] The number one reason not to buy a Martin D-18 is, uh
Not to buy a D-18.
I shouldn't buy a D-18.
The number one reason not to buy a D-18
Should not buy a D-18.
The number one reason
Oh, f*** it, I'm going to the music [Fm] store.
Hey, Dick, good, glad you're here.
Man, I got something to show you that you're going to just love, love, love.
No, no, I [Bb] just came to buy a set of strings.
No, no, no, no, no, really, this [Bbm] guitar we just got is for you.
It's you.
I don't need a guitar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is for you.
It's got your name written all over it.
You will [Gm] absolutely love it.
[Cm]
[F] [G] [Bb]
[F]
So here they are, the top ten reasons not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Beginning with number ten, [Em] [N] I already own a D-28, a great, a fantastic D-28.
If you have a Martin D-28, it's the only acoustic guitar [Cm] you'll ever need.
[Em] [N] Number nine, I own a Martin D-41.
Now, this is not a D-45, but it's really beautiful.
And this, along with a D-28, well, you're covered.
That's all the Martin acoustic [Cm] guitars you could ever want or need.
[G] Number nine and a half, [Gb]
[G] custom J-41.
Okay, this is a subset of number nine.
I own a beautiful custom J-41.
So this, a D-41, and a great D-28, you're covered.
That's all the acoustic guitars you could ever want [Cm] or need.
[Ab] Reason number eight, why not to buy [E] a Martin D-18?
[D] My wife.
My wife's great.
She's fantastic.
She bought me the, she buys nice guitars for me.
She lets me buy guitars, but I think a D-18 would be like one too many.
If I didn't show it to her, I'd like to snuck in.
I wonder if she'd recognize, [Cm] like, is that a new guitar?
[E] Reason number [B] seven, [Em] [A] a Martin triple-0-18.
See, I already own a really nice mahogany guitar, brand new triple [N]-0-18.
This, a J-41, a D-41, and a Martin D-28 is really all the guitars you could ever want or [Cm] need.
[Eb]
[E] Reason number six, I could use the money to buy Bitcoin.
Yeah, I could buy Bitcoin.
If it went up enough, then I'd have enough [Cm] money to buy it.
Reason number [E] five, [D] there's no more room.
I have a small condo, and like, there's guitar cases.
There's not enough room in my [Cm] place.
Reason [G] number four, you can only play one [G] guitar at a time.
I mean, I
[Cm] Reason is not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Reason number three, I own a Taylor.
A really nice 310C.
I [Cm] strike that one.
[Gm] Reason number two, too many strings to [Eb] change.
[Cm] [N] The number one reason not to buy a Martin D-18 is, uh
Not to buy a D-18.
I shouldn't buy a D-18.
The number one reason not to buy a D-18
Should not buy a D-18.
The number one reason
Oh, f*** it, I'm going to the music [Fm] store.
Key:
Cm
E
G
Em
Bb
Cm
E
G
Okay, Island Guitars, how are you doing?
Hey, Dick, good, glad you're here.
Man, I got something to show you that you're going to just love, love, love.
No, no, I [Bb] just came to buy a set of strings.
No, no, no, no, no, really, this [Bbm] guitar we just got is for you.
It's you.
I don't need a guitar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is for you.
It's got your name written all over it.
You will [Gm] absolutely love it.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
So here they are, the top ten reasons not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Beginning with number ten, [Em] _ [N] _ I already own a D-28, a great, a fantastic D-28.
If you have a Martin D-28, it's the only acoustic guitar [Cm] you'll ever need. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [N] Number nine, I own a Martin D-41.
Now, this is not a D-45, but it's really beautiful.
And this, along with a D-28, well, you're covered.
That's all the Martin acoustic [Cm] guitars you could ever want or need. _
_ [G] Number nine and a half, [Gb] _ _ _
[G] custom J-41.
Okay, this is a subset of number nine.
I own a beautiful custom J-41.
So this, a D-41, and a great D-28, you're covered.
That's all the acoustic guitars you could ever want [Cm] or need.
_ _ [Ab] Reason number eight, why not to buy [E] a Martin D-18?
_ [D] My wife.
_ My wife's great.
She's fantastic.
She bought me the, she buys nice guitars for me.
She lets me buy guitars, but I think a D-18 would be like one too many.
_ _ _ If I didn't show it to her, I'd like to snuck in.
I wonder if she'd recognize, [Cm] like, is that a new guitar? _ _ _
[E] Reason number [B] seven, _ [Em] _ _ [A] a Martin triple-0-18.
See, I already own a really nice mahogany guitar, brand new triple [N]-0-18.
_ This, a J-41, a D-41, and a Martin D-28 is really all the guitars you could ever want or [Cm] need.
_ _ _ [Eb] _
[E] Reason number six, _ I could use the money to buy Bitcoin.
Yeah, I could buy Bitcoin.
If it went up enough, then I'd have enough [Cm] money to buy it. _
_ _ Reason number [E] five, _ [D] there's no more room.
I have a small condo, and like, there's guitar cases. _
There's not enough room in my [Cm] place. _ _ _
Reason [G] number four, _ you can only play one [G] guitar at a time.
I mean, _ I_
[Cm] _ Reason is not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Reason number three, _ _ I own a Taylor.
A really nice 310C.
I [Cm] strike that one. _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] Reason number two, too many strings to [Eb] change.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [N] The number one reason not to buy a Martin D-18 is, uh_
Not to buy a D-18.
I shouldn't buy a D-18.
The number one reason not to buy a D-18_
Should not buy a D-18.
The number one reason_
Oh, f*** it, I'm going to the music [Fm] store.
Hey, Dick, good, glad you're here.
Man, I got something to show you that you're going to just love, love, love.
No, no, I [Bb] just came to buy a set of strings.
No, no, no, no, no, really, this [Bbm] guitar we just got is for you.
It's you.
I don't need a guitar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is for you.
It's got your name written all over it.
You will [Gm] absolutely love it.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
So here they are, the top ten reasons not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Beginning with number ten, [Em] _ [N] _ I already own a D-28, a great, a fantastic D-28.
If you have a Martin D-28, it's the only acoustic guitar [Cm] you'll ever need. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [N] Number nine, I own a Martin D-41.
Now, this is not a D-45, but it's really beautiful.
And this, along with a D-28, well, you're covered.
That's all the Martin acoustic [Cm] guitars you could ever want or need. _
_ [G] Number nine and a half, [Gb] _ _ _
[G] custom J-41.
Okay, this is a subset of number nine.
I own a beautiful custom J-41.
So this, a D-41, and a great D-28, you're covered.
That's all the acoustic guitars you could ever want [Cm] or need.
_ _ [Ab] Reason number eight, why not to buy [E] a Martin D-18?
_ [D] My wife.
_ My wife's great.
She's fantastic.
She bought me the, she buys nice guitars for me.
She lets me buy guitars, but I think a D-18 would be like one too many.
_ _ _ If I didn't show it to her, I'd like to snuck in.
I wonder if she'd recognize, [Cm] like, is that a new guitar? _ _ _
[E] Reason number [B] seven, _ [Em] _ _ [A] a Martin triple-0-18.
See, I already own a really nice mahogany guitar, brand new triple [N]-0-18.
_ This, a J-41, a D-41, and a Martin D-28 is really all the guitars you could ever want or [Cm] need.
_ _ _ [Eb] _
[E] Reason number six, _ I could use the money to buy Bitcoin.
Yeah, I could buy Bitcoin.
If it went up enough, then I'd have enough [Cm] money to buy it. _
_ _ Reason number [E] five, _ [D] there's no more room.
I have a small condo, and like, there's guitar cases. _
There's not enough room in my [Cm] place. _ _ _
Reason [G] number four, _ you can only play one [G] guitar at a time.
I mean, _ I_
[Cm] _ Reason is not to buy a Martin D-18.
[E] Reason number three, _ _ I own a Taylor.
A really nice 310C.
I [Cm] strike that one. _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] Reason number two, too many strings to [Eb] change.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [N] The number one reason not to buy a Martin D-18 is, uh_
Not to buy a D-18.
I shouldn't buy a D-18.
The number one reason not to buy a D-18_
Should not buy a D-18.
The number one reason_
Oh, f*** it, I'm going to the music [Fm] store.