Chords for Willie Nelson - You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[N] Hey,
[D] this is your old cotton picking snuff, dipping tobacco, chewing, stumping, jumping,
gravy sopping, coffee pot dodging, dumpling eating hillbilly from Hill County, Willie Nelson.
And welcome to the 103rd annual [A]
Bad Boy, Bad Girl Lawnmower Race in Luck, Texas.
You're listening to L-U-C-K, Luck, Texas.
[D] Now let's gamble.
Stay [A] going.
I'm [E] going to make a bet that [A] it sounds strange.
That I can beat Woody?
No, no, I'm stranger than that.
I'm [D] betting that Jessica is going to beat both of you.
[Gbm] You think a little girl is going to come in [B] here and beat us in a [A] lawnmower race?
I think Jessica will.
I've [Eb] seen her, you know, out there driving.
And I know she's
How much do you want to bet?
Ten thousand [Gbm] dollars.
You got a bet.
But [E] it's payable immediately.
Payable immediately.
You want some of this, little buddy?
What's the trick?
I [A] feel like there's some kind of
This [Ab] can't be a real trick.
You probably won't have ten.
[A] That's probably it.
Hey, take a check.
[D] Is she going to make every shot?
[E] [D]
All right, then.
Ten grand.
Okay.
Ten grand each.
Let's do it.
[Am] Come on.
Wait a minute.
Jessica, we've got [D] to
Yeah, there you are, darling.
[Ab] I don't know [E] whether this is okay or not, but I just bet these guys ten thousand dollars
that you were going [E] to beat them in this race.
And you felt like you were all the time anyway.
[D] I'll take a rate.
[Bb] All right, the race is on.
Ten thousand big ones.
Good luck.
Don't mush your hair.
Ladies and gentlemen, start [A] your martin.
You don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
You used to laugh at all my jokes, even though you'd heard them all [D] before.
[A] But you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
I used to fake a heart attack and fall down on [D] the floor
But [A] even I don't think [E] that's funny [A] anymore
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they stay [A] the same
And there ain't [D] no blame
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
[A] And this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore
[D]
[A] [E] [A]
[D]
[A] [E] [A]
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they [A] stay the same
And there [D] ain't no blame
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
And [A] this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't [E] think I'm funny [A] anymore
Did you hear the one about the [D] dirty whore?
Oh, I forgot
[E] You don't think I'm funny anymore
[A] Well, that concludes our [D] live broadcast from Luck, Texas
Where the Chamber of [E] Commerce wants to remind you
You're either [A] in luck or you're out of luck
[D] this is your old cotton picking snuff, dipping tobacco, chewing, stumping, jumping,
gravy sopping, coffee pot dodging, dumpling eating hillbilly from Hill County, Willie Nelson.
And welcome to the 103rd annual [A]
Bad Boy, Bad Girl Lawnmower Race in Luck, Texas.
You're listening to L-U-C-K, Luck, Texas.
[D] Now let's gamble.
Stay [A] going.
I'm [E] going to make a bet that [A] it sounds strange.
That I can beat Woody?
No, no, I'm stranger than that.
I'm [D] betting that Jessica is going to beat both of you.
[Gbm] You think a little girl is going to come in [B] here and beat us in a [A] lawnmower race?
I think Jessica will.
I've [Eb] seen her, you know, out there driving.
And I know she's
How much do you want to bet?
Ten thousand [Gbm] dollars.
You got a bet.
But [E] it's payable immediately.
Payable immediately.
You want some of this, little buddy?
What's the trick?
I [A] feel like there's some kind of
This [Ab] can't be a real trick.
You probably won't have ten.
[A] That's probably it.
Hey, take a check.
[D] Is she going to make every shot?
[E] [D]
All right, then.
Ten grand.
Okay.
Ten grand each.
Let's do it.
[Am] Come on.
Wait a minute.
Jessica, we've got [D] to
Yeah, there you are, darling.
[Ab] I don't know [E] whether this is okay or not, but I just bet these guys ten thousand dollars
that you were going [E] to beat them in this race.
And you felt like you were all the time anyway.
[D] I'll take a rate.
[Bb] All right, the race is on.
Ten thousand big ones.
Good luck.
Don't mush your hair.
Ladies and gentlemen, start [A] your martin.
You don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
You used to laugh at all my jokes, even though you'd heard them all [D] before.
[A] But you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
I used to fake a heart attack and fall down on [D] the floor
But [A] even I don't think [E] that's funny [A] anymore
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they stay [A] the same
And there ain't [D] no blame
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
[A] And this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore
[D]
[A] [E] [A]
[D]
[A] [E] [A]
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they [A] stay the same
And there [D] ain't no blame
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
And [A] this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't [E] think I'm funny [A] anymore
Did you hear the one about the [D] dirty whore?
Oh, I forgot
[E] You don't think I'm funny anymore
[A] Well, that concludes our [D] live broadcast from Luck, Texas
Where the Chamber of [E] Commerce wants to remind you
You're either [A] in luck or you're out of luck
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_ [N] _ _ _ _ Hey, _
_ _ _ [D] this is your old cotton picking snuff, dipping tobacco, chewing, stumping, jumping,
gravy sopping, coffee pot dodging, dumpling eating hillbilly from Hill County, Willie Nelson.
And welcome to the 103rd annual [A]
Bad Boy, Bad Girl Lawnmower Race in Luck, Texas.
You're listening to L-U-C-K, Luck, Texas.
[D] Now let's gamble.
Stay [A] going.
I'm [E] going to make a bet that [A] it sounds strange.
That I can beat Woody?
No, no, I'm stranger than that.
I'm [D] betting that Jessica is going to beat both of you.
[Gbm] You think a little girl is going to come in [B] here and beat us in a [A] lawnmower race?
I think Jessica will.
I've [Eb] seen her, you know, out there driving.
And I know she's_
How much do you want to bet?
Ten thousand [Gbm] dollars.
You got a bet.
But [E] it's payable immediately.
Payable immediately.
You want some of this, little buddy?
What's the trick?
I [A] feel like there's some kind of_
This [Ab] can't be a real trick.
You probably won't have ten.
[A] That's probably it.
Hey, take a check. _ _ _ _
[D] _ Is she going to make every shot? _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _
All right, then.
Ten grand.
Okay.
Ten grand each.
Let's do it.
[Am] Come on.
Wait a minute.
Jessica, we've got [D] to_
Yeah, there you are, darling.
[Ab] I don't know [E] whether this is okay or not, but I just bet these guys ten thousand dollars
that you were going [E] to beat them in this race.
And you felt like you were all the time anyway.
[D] I'll take a rate.
[Bb] All right, the race is on.
Ten thousand big ones.
Good luck. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Don't mush your hair.
_ _ _ _ Ladies and gentlemen, start [A] your martin. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
_ _ You used to laugh at all my jokes, even though you'd heard them all [D] before.
_ _ [A] But you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
I used to fake a heart attack and fall down on [D] the floor
But [A] even I don't think [E] that's funny [A] anymore
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they stay [A] the same
And there ain't [D] no blame _ _
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame _
[A] And this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they [A] stay the same
And there [D] ain't no blame _
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
And [A] this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't [E] think I'm funny [A] anymore _ _
Did you hear the one about the [D] dirty whore? _
Oh, I forgot
[E] You don't think I'm funny anymore
_ _ _ [A] _ Well, that concludes our [D] live broadcast from Luck, Texas
Where the Chamber of [E] Commerce wants to remind you
You're either [A] in luck or you're out of luck _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] this is your old cotton picking snuff, dipping tobacco, chewing, stumping, jumping,
gravy sopping, coffee pot dodging, dumpling eating hillbilly from Hill County, Willie Nelson.
And welcome to the 103rd annual [A]
Bad Boy, Bad Girl Lawnmower Race in Luck, Texas.
You're listening to L-U-C-K, Luck, Texas.
[D] Now let's gamble.
Stay [A] going.
I'm [E] going to make a bet that [A] it sounds strange.
That I can beat Woody?
No, no, I'm stranger than that.
I'm [D] betting that Jessica is going to beat both of you.
[Gbm] You think a little girl is going to come in [B] here and beat us in a [A] lawnmower race?
I think Jessica will.
I've [Eb] seen her, you know, out there driving.
And I know she's_
How much do you want to bet?
Ten thousand [Gbm] dollars.
You got a bet.
But [E] it's payable immediately.
Payable immediately.
You want some of this, little buddy?
What's the trick?
I [A] feel like there's some kind of_
This [Ab] can't be a real trick.
You probably won't have ten.
[A] That's probably it.
Hey, take a check. _ _ _ _
[D] _ Is she going to make every shot? _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _
All right, then.
Ten grand.
Okay.
Ten grand each.
Let's do it.
[Am] Come on.
Wait a minute.
Jessica, we've got [D] to_
Yeah, there you are, darling.
[Ab] I don't know [E] whether this is okay or not, but I just bet these guys ten thousand dollars
that you were going [E] to beat them in this race.
And you felt like you were all the time anyway.
[D] I'll take a rate.
[Bb] All right, the race is on.
Ten thousand big ones.
Good luck. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Don't mush your hair.
_ _ _ _ Ladies and gentlemen, start [A] your martin. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
_ _ You used to laugh at all my jokes, even though you'd heard them all [D] before.
_ _ [A] But you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore.
I used to fake a heart attack and fall down on [D] the floor
But [A] even I don't think [E] that's funny [A] anymore
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they stay [A] the same
And there ain't [D] no blame _ _
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame _
[A] And this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't think [E] I'm funny [A] anymore _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
I guess [D] things change
And the more they change, the more they [A] stay the same
And there [D] ain't no blame _
[B] Sometimes the picture just don't [E] fit the frame
And [A] this is where the cowboy [D] healed the floor
Cause [A] you don't [E] think I'm funny [A] anymore _ _
Did you hear the one about the [D] dirty whore? _
Oh, I forgot
[E] You don't think I'm funny anymore
_ _ _ [A] _ Well, that concludes our [D] live broadcast from Luck, Texas
Where the Chamber of [E] Commerce wants to remind you
You're either [A] in luck or you're out of luck _ _ _ _ _
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