Chords for Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

_ _ [Am] Coming up on this program, we show you how to get connected.
Find out how [C] to choose an internet service provider.
Discover the newest form of communication, electronic [G] mail. _ _
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_ [G] [B] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be when I was a kid on [Em] VOIP.
I thought [Fm] when I get [C] older, I'd marry [Cm] her, I told her.
But I'm 26 and I work in [B] an office, 9 till 5's not the best, I'll [Em] be honest.
[C] If I could change a single thing, I'd make it me and not him. _ _ _ _ _
He's in your bed, I'm in [G] your Twitch chat. _ _
[Cm] I've got the key and he's just a [G] doormat. _ _
[C] You never know, he's [Cm] got social skills, [G] that doesn't mean I can't pay the bills.
[C] Anyway, [Cm] make the most of him, [G] she moves on [B] pretty bloody [C] quick, oh whoa.
[Cm] _ [Am] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole.
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] You have met Jared, of course [B] I've met Jared.
The one who took you away from [Em] me, [C] you hit it off instantly.
I know cos you [Cm] won't stop telling me.
[B] Seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion [Em] sense.
I thought about what he [C] looks like nude, not gay though.
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_ She's living the dream, [B] _ _ _
[Em] oh she's living the dream.
[C] Back when we were [Cm] [G] 17, she's living the dream.
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[Em] Oh she's living the dream, [C] from back when we were [Cm] 17.
[G] How on earth could I be safe when I'm one click away from [Em] insane?
I just think [C] that I deserve a little [Cm] bit of what I earned.
[G] I'm not gonna make another [B] scene.
The one I made when I was [Em] 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney [C] World. _
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[C] But he's in your bed and I'm in your [G] Twitch chat. _
[C] I got the key and [G] he's just a _ doormat.
_ [C] Even though he's got [Cm] social [G] skill, that doesn't mean I can't pay the [C] bills.
Anyway, [Cm] make the most of him, [G] she moves [B] on pretty bloody [C] quick, oh whoa.
_ _ [Am] Your new boyfriend's [B] an [G] arsehole.
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_ [G] Think about you [B] every [G] day.
[Em] How on earth [C] could I be safe?
_ [G] Think about him a lot as well.
_ [Em] Baby if he wasn't [C] fine as [G] hell.
Your beauty _ and your [B] grace.
[G] Your [Em] telephone [C] calls are [G] my favourite place and I
want you to notice.
_ [Em] _ _ Post [C] a warning please.
[G] _ _ Want [B] you to drive. _
[Em] _ _ _ Want to [C] smell your [Cm] hair.
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_ _ _ _ _ Well there also comes a time when you have to log off. _ _ _ _
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