Chords for Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me

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I don't know [A] what is wrong with me, but I'm scared, pissed [D] off and lonely.
I have trouble [A] speaking to women, unless they're 2D or high [D] definition.
Spend all my time on social [A] media, this [B] is the state that [F#m] I'm in. _ _ _ _
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My Twitter feed's like [A] my brain, _ _ [E] cos I have [D] it on dark mode. _ _
Memorise [A] everything she says, so I can use it to guess her passcode.
She's beauty, _ she's grace, she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face.
To try and get more sponsors.
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To try and get [D] more sponsors. _ _
_ _ [A] _ [B] _ _ _ [E] [Am] Oh, why [D] don't you care? _ _
_ _ [Bm] I've spent the [A] past ten years of my [Bm] life making you mad.
_ You're [G] political [A] enough, but not _ [D] contrary.
Sexual enough, but not enough to scare [Bm] me.
_ Give [A] me a reason not to be [D] on my knees.
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The internet's ruined me.
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_ _ Look, I know I [A] must sound _ insane, _ _ but that's part [D] of the package.
[A] If she can't [D] handle me at [A] my worst, she don't deserve my [D] mental baggage.
_ I know you want [A] 6 foot 4, or 1 foot more, and I'd almost be told.
[G] And to [A] reach the high shelf, be your insult.
I think [Bm] I might be a [D] threat to _ myself.
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_ _ _ [A] Why _ [D] does she run?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] When I'm monthly [A] giving her 50% [D] of my income.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] It feels like [A] my ideas of [D] affection are based around unofficial [Bm] perfection.
_ I [A] just want [D] to appease.
[E] The _ [A] internet's ruined me.
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_ _ We can sleep one call together.
_ We can sleep one call together.
_ We can sleep one call together.
_ We can sleep one call together.
_ [D] We can sleep one [A] call together.
_ We can sleep one [D] call together.
_ We can sleep one [A] call together.
_ [C#m] We can sleep [B] one call together.
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you learn anything important today?
Are [A#] you kidding?
I can't go another day [G#] without the internet.
[E] Peter [Fm] showed me how to look up all the information I need on my school projects about Egypt.
Great!
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