Chords for Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (Lyrics)

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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
Life isn't quite what I thought [B] I'd be when I was [Bm] a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get [C] older I'd marry her right
No, [G] I'm 26 and I [B] work in an office 9 till 5's not the best, I'll be [Em] honest
If I could change a [C] single thing I'd make it me and [G] not him
_ _ _ _ _ [C] But he's in your bed while I'm in [G] your Twitch chat
I've [C] got the key and he's just a [G] doormat
_ _ [C] You never know, he's [Cm] got social skills
[G] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
[C]
Anyway, make the most of him
[G] Cos she moves on pretty bloody quick, [C] oh [Cm]-oh
[Am] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
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_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _
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[Bm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [A] _ _ [G] Yeah, I've met Jared
Of course I've [B] met Jared
The one who took you [Em] away from me
You [C] hit it off instantly
I know cos you won't stop telling [G] me
Seen his jawline, [B] shoulders and muscles
Pushed [Em] against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he [C] looks like nude
Not gay though
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She's living the [B] dream
Oh, _ [Em]
she's living the dream
[C] From back when we were 17
[G]
She's living the dream
[B] _ _ _ [Em] Oh, she's living the dream
[C] From back when we were 17
[G]
How on earth could I be safe when I'm [Em] one click away from insane?
I [Ab] just think that I [C] deserve a little bit of [Cm] what I earned
[G] I'm not gonna make another [B] scene
The one I made when I was [Em] 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney [C] World
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] But he's in your bed [C] and I'm in your Twitch [G] chat
_ _ [C] I've got the key and he's just a [G] _ doormat
You never know, he's got social skills
[G] That doesn't mean I can't pay the [C] bills
Anyway, make the most of him
[G] She moves on bloody [C] quick, oh woe
_ _ [Am] Your new boyfriend's an [G] _ _
arsehole
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I'm thinking about you every [B] day
[G] _
[Em] How on earth could I [C] be safe?
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Thinking about him a lot as [Em] well
Baby, if he wasn't [G] fine as hell
It's your beauty and [Bm] your grace
[Em] Your telephone [C] calls are my [G] favourite place
And I want you to notice [Em] me
You know he's [C] straight and ordinary
[G] _ _
_ Want [B] you to drive
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_ Want to [C] smell your hair
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