Chords for Wilbur Soot - Squid Song from a stream

_ Here it [E] goes.
_ [G#] _ _
I'm touching my mic, hold on.
Tell me if this is AIDS [Am] as the other acoustic one thing was.
_ [E] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ [D] Is that Nirvana?
[G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Back [G#] when trees would [C#m] never decay, _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ sugar [F#] canes were only [B] used for books. _ _ _ _
[E] There was only ever [G#] _
one type of [C#m] tree, _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ until Notch announced the 1 [B].2.
_ [G#] _ _ _
And [E] then _ suddenly [F#m] around the world, [C#m] everyone got excited.
[A] _ Squids would [E] be in Minecraft 1 [B].2.
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [G#] The squids [A] are [E] completely useless, [F#m] just be glad it's them [B] not wolves.
_ [E] _ [Fm] Spare a [A] thaw for [E]
the squids, [F#m] when you [B] build your [G#] _
waterfalls.
You drown them, [A] stab them, watch them die. _ _ _ _
What did they do to you? _
[E] _ Spread [G#] the [C#m] message around the world, _ [B] squids are [E] people too.
Oh yeah, [A] squids are [E] people too.
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _
_ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] Very _ good. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ only thing all night that required a shred of talent.
_ _ My chat is all pogs right now.
I physically pogged as you started singing.
Mine is hands up.
Maybe one day I can play you verse 2 as well.
_ Verse 2, go go go!
I _ rounded it off _ perfectly.
Encore!
_ What if we put together a Minecraft music video together for that song?
_ Carson, I would be thrilled. _
Do you want to?
Simon Cowell, I would love it if you took me under your wing and helped me get my dreams into reality.
Wait, where's Simon? _ _
Let's fucking do it.
You _ _ _ have my number.
_ _ Encore!
_ _ _ Encore!
_ I have you on speed dial.
More, _ _ you're going the wrong way!
_ You want more?
_ _ _ I'll at least finish the _ song, then I'll let you go. _
_ _ [E] People too.
I mean, I was asked.
_ _ Yeah, please [G] me.
_ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ [E] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [E] _ When I [G#] started to [C#m] play Minecraft _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ Squids had already _ [A#] been [B] introduced
[C] Okay, so there was a second singer doing this [G#] bit who [E] was younger than me.
They were boring, slow, [G#] and not that [C#m] easy to kill _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] And their loot was frankly [B] not that good
[G#] _ _ _
[A] But then you have [E] to think about [F#m] it
Nobody [C#m] loves them
[A] How must it [E] feel to be so [B] alone?
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
The [G#] [A] squids are [E] completely [F#m] useless
Just be glad it's them, [B] not _ wolves
[E] _
[G#] Spare a [A] thought for [E] the [F#m] squids
When you build [B] your _ waterfalls
[C#m]
You drown them, [A] stab them, watch them die
[B]
What did they do [Am] to you?
_ [E] _
Spread [G#] the message [C#m] around the [A] world
[B] Squids are [E] people too
Oh yeah, _
[C#] [F#] squids are [E] people too
[Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ Uh_
The _ _ _ squids [G] know there's someone out [Am] there who _ [Em] loves them
_ _ _ [C] _ Spread the [G] message out to [Am] the world
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
Somewhere [G#] deep in [C#m] the ocean _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ Some squids _ congregate on the [B] sea floor _ _
_ _ _ [E] When a minecrafter _ comes down [C#m] to see them _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ They immediately expect [B] the worst to come
_ [G#] _ _
_ [A] But then the [E] stranger starts to [F#m] give
[C#m] Squids cakes and pork chops
_ [A] _ Suddenly [E] they don't feel so [B] alone
_ Sing along if you know the [E] words
_ [G#] The squids [C#m] are completely [F#m]
useless
Just be glad it's them, [B] not wolves
[E] _ _ [G#] Spare a [A] thought for [E] the squids
[F#m] When you [B] build your [A] _
waterfalls
You drown them, stab them, watch them die
_ What did they do to you?
_ [G#m] _ _ [E] Spread the [G#] message around the world
[C#m] _ Squids are people _ too
_ _ [N] _ _ _