Piss Up A Rope Chords by Ween

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[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV
And if you ever wondered what it's like to be [G] me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D] Yells at my buddies and insults my [G] foes
I'm breaking my back doing the best that [C] I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
[G] And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope
So hit the fucking [G] road and piss up a roof
You can _ _ piss up [A] a [B] rope
And [C] you can put on your shoes if the road gets [Gm] tricky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on the knees
You big booty bitch, stop sucking
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit-sleek with a turd for a paddle
[G] _ And [D] I can't cope, I'll piss [G] up a rope
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[G] You can piss up a rope, feel the pissy dribble
[C] You can piss up a rope, watch me giggle
[G] For the last six months I've been packing your bag
[D] You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
[G] Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
[C] I'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
[G] And I'm no dope, but [D] I've lost all hope
So hit the fucking road [G] and piss up a rope
_ _ You can _ _ piss up [A] a [B] rope
And [C] you can put on your shoes if the road gets tricky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on the knees
You big booty bitch, stop sucking
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit-sleek with a turd for [G] a paddle
_ And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss [G] up a rope
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_ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ You can _ piss up [A] a [B] rope
[C] And you can put on your shoes if the road gets tricky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on the knees
You big booty bitch, stop sucking
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit-sleek with a turd for a paddle
[G] _ _ And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss [G] up a rope
_ _ _ But you can _ _ piss _ [A] [B] up a rope
[C] And you can put on your shoes if the road gets tricky
[G] _ Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on the knees
You big booty bitch, stop sucking
You [G] ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit-sleek with a turd for a [G] paddle
_ And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss [G] up a rope _ _ _ _ _ _
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