Piss up a Rope Chords by Ween
Tempo:
66.7 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV, and if you ever wondered what it's like to
be [G] me, she takes all my money and leaves me no [D] smokes, yells at my buddies and insults my [G] folks.
I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can, [C] she's got time for the dog and none
for her man.
[G] And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope, so hit the fucking road [G] and piss up a rope.
[G] You can [A] piss up [C] a rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a [B] horse in a [C] saddle, now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[G] And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss up a rope.
[G]
You can piss up a rope and feel the [C] pissy dribble, you can piss up a rope and watch me [G] giggle.
For the last six months I've been packing your [D] bag, you can wash my balls with a warm
wet rag, till my [A] balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk.
I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk.
[G] And I'm no dope, but [D] I've lost all hope, so hit the [G] fucking road and piss up a rope.
You can piss [A] up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
[C]
[G] You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if [G] the road gets
[C]
[G] [D] [G]
You can piss [Bb] up a rope [C] and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's sucky.
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV, and if you ever wondered what it's like to
be [G] me, she takes all my money and leaves me no [D] smokes, yells at my buddies and insults my [G] folks.
I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can, [C] she's got time for the dog and none
for her man.
[G] And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope, so hit the fucking road [G] and piss up a rope.
[G] You can [A] piss up [C] a rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a [B] horse in a [C] saddle, now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[G] And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss up a rope.
[G]
You can piss up a rope and feel the [C] pissy dribble, you can piss up a rope and watch me [G] giggle.
For the last six months I've been packing your [D] bag, you can wash my balls with a warm
wet rag, till my [A] balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk.
I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk.
[G] And I'm no dope, but [D] I've lost all hope, so hit the [G] fucking road and piss up a rope.
You can piss [A] up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
[C]
[G] You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if [G] the road gets
[C]
[G] [D] [G]
You can piss [Bb] up a rope [C] and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's sucky.
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope.
Key:
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C
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV, and if you ever wondered what it's like to
be [G] me, she takes all my money and leaves me no [D] smokes, yells at my buddies and insults my [G] folks.
I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can, [C] she's got time for the dog and none
for her man.
[G] And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope, so hit the fucking road [G] and piss up a rope.
[G] You can _ [A] piss up [C] a rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a [B] horse in a [C] saddle, now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[G] And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss up a rope.
[G] _
You can piss up a rope and feel the [C] pissy dribble, you can piss up a rope and watch me [G] giggle.
For the last six months I've been packing your [D] bag, you can wash my balls with a warm
wet rag, till my [A] balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk.
I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk.
[G] And I'm no dope, but [D] I've lost all hope, so hit the [G] fucking road and piss up a rope.
You can piss [A] up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if [G] the road gets_
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
You can piss [Bb] up a rope [C] and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's sucky.
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _
You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _ _ _
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV, and if you ever wondered what it's like to
be [G] me, she takes all my money and leaves me no [D] smokes, yells at my buddies and insults my [G] folks.
I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can, [C] she's got time for the dog and none
for her man.
[G] And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope, so hit the fucking road [G] and piss up a rope.
[G] You can _ [A] piss up [C] a rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a [B] horse in a [C] saddle, now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[G] And I [D] can't cope, I'll piss up a rope.
[G] _
You can piss up a rope and feel the [C] pissy dribble, you can piss up a rope and watch me [G] giggle.
For the last six months I've been packing your [D] bag, you can wash my balls with a warm
wet rag, till my [A] balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk.
I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk.
[G] And I'm no dope, but [D] I've lost all hope, so hit the [G] fucking road and piss up a rope.
You can piss [A] up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if [G] the road gets_
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
You can piss [Bb] up a rope [C] and you can put on your shoes if the road gets trucky.
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the ag [D] on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's sucky.
[G] You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd [G] for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _
You can piss up a [C] rope and you can put on your shoes if the road gets [G] trucky.
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] ag on your knees, you big booty bitch, that's [G] sucky.
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle, [C] now you're up shit streak with a turd for a paddle.
[D] And I can't cope, [G] I'll piss up a rope. _ _ _