Chords for Vogue by Madonna Parody Song - Vague

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_ [Db] _ _ I don't know. _ _
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[Db] Vague.
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] Vague.
[Db] Look [Eb] around.
[Ab] Everyone [Db] knows what they're [Abm] doing.
It's [Db] everywhere that [E] I go.
Look [Ab] around.
[Db] I [Eb] try [Ab] everything [Db] I [Ab] can to fit in.
Not [Db] let on what I [Ab] don't [Gb] know.
[E] What [Ab] I don't know.
When [Gb] all [Dbm] else fails and they look to me,
[Ab] then I cannot give myself away.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] Bastard hiding I don't know a thing.
[Ab] I'll be a talk board and they'll be [Abm] no more.
The wiser [Gb] I [E] am, vague.
[Abm] [Bbm] Vague.
[E] They have [Abm] no [Gb] idea [E] that I'm [Ebm] clueless.
[Gb] Act [E] like I knew [B] this.
[Gb] Really [E] vague.
[Abm] Vague.
[Bbm] _ [E] Say big [B] words, [Gb] pretend [E] that I know.
[Ebm] [Gb] Pause [E] on the show.
Dance with [Ab] do-its.
[Db] All I need [Ab] is to [Db] learn from [Ab] television
and [Db] keep some [Ebm] big words in store.
[E] Pillars of the [Ab] sorrows.
[Db] Make wise eyes.
[Ab] Frown to [Db] add authentication.
[Ab] Then [Db] let the [Gb] fellony pause.
[E] Now, this is [Ab] not the way.
It [Gb] makes [Dbm] no difference [Ab] if the new speak is right.
Just makes me sound real mature.
_ _ Get those [Dbm] phrases pumping like I've got this in sight.
[Ab] I look super smart.
Yes, it's a [Abm] fine art.
I own it.
[Bbm] I [E] am vague.
[Ebm] [Bbm] Vague.
[E] I just rant [Abm] to love [Gb] things [E] I've [Ebm] repeated.
[Gb] [E] Always I've [B] retreated.
[Bbm] Really [E] vague.
[Ebm] [Gb] Vague.
[E] Act all [Abm] cocky, [Gb] put [E] on a show.
[B] [Gb] Can't [E] pretend it's worth [Abm] doing.
_ Vague.
[Gb] _ _ [E] _ _ [Abm] Vague. _
Vague.
[Gb] _ [E] _ [Ebm] _ [Abm] _ Vague.
Vague. _
[Ebm] [Gb] Vague.
_ _ [Abm] Vague. _ _
_ [Gb] _ [Abm] _ _ Want to [E] hear things I [Ab] know?
[Gb] Can't [E] reveal that I'm shallow.
[Ab] [Gb] Topic [E] too hard for my plate.
[Bb] I just [E] _ [Ab] discompopulate.
Climate [E] change my [Ab] position.
[Gb] State [E] redundant [Abm] axioms.
[Gb] Pressing [E] issues, war and [Eb] crime.
[Abm] Let's divest our paradigm.
[Gb] Crypto, [E] NFTs, [Ebm] blockchains.
[Gb] Thinksets [E] with pedalia.
[Abm] [Bbm] Smile, [E] evade, [Ebm] circumlocute.
[Gb] They'll [E] never catch on to [Abm] you.
[Bbm] Like the [E] emperor with no [Ebm] clothes.
[Gb] They'll be [E] hoodwinked, think I [Abm] know.
[Gb] Don't just [E] stand there, let's get [Ebm] to it.
[Gb] None will [E] guess that I [B] include.
[Bbm] [E] Vague. _
[Ebm] _ [Bbm] _ [E] _ _ [Abm] [Gb] Vague.
[E] _ _
[Ebm] _ [Gb] _ [E] _ _ [Abm] _ [Gb] [E] Oooh, _
[Ebm] _ [Gb] [E] I don't [Abm] know.
[Gb] [E] Act all [B] cocky, [Gb] bluff [E] my way [Abm] through it.
[Gb] _ [E] _ _
[Ebm] [Gb] Oooh_
[E] I've got [Abm] to [Gb] just [E] use the [Ebm] biggest [Gb] words [E] that I [B] know.
[Gb] [E] Oooh, _
[Ebm] _ [Gb] _ [E] I'm really [Abm] _ _ just_
_ Vague. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] Just makes me sound [B] so_ _ [N] Erin. _ _
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[Eb] Ghetto_
[N] Get the_ _ _
get the sprays! _ _ _ _ _ _
Order of malfunction! _ _ _ _