Chords for Bohemian Catsody - A Rhapsody Parody Song for Every Cat Queen and King!

[N] _ _ _ [B] Staying up all night, [C#m] race [B] round the house [C#] at three
_ [A#m] Show you my [F#] backside after [E] nudging you to [B] pet me
[G#] _ Obsessed with _ flies, [B] a box half my size [E] fits me _ _ _ _
[C#m] I choose to _ _ [F#] employ you now, attend to me
Open [C] the door, I'll [A#] come, then [B] I'll go
Feed me now, don't be slow
[E] Stalk you [B] in the _ bathroom, [D] _ privacy [F#] goes last
Return to _ _ me, _ [B] to _ _ me _
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_ Mama, _ _ _ _ just [G#] killed a mouse
_ _ [C#m] Ate it all except the head
_ That's your present [C#] on your [F#] bed
_ [D#m] _ [B] Mama, _ _ _ [G#m] a sign of my _ love
[C#m] Why did you scream [E] and throw it [A#m] all _ _ away?
_ _ [E] Mama, _ _ _
[G#m] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] didn't mean to make you cry
[B] I'll try to find a bird for [E] you tomorrow
So sit down, [C#m] I'll sit on
You [Am] need your legs [E] to catter
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Too late, _ that [G#]
time is done
_ _ I've [C#m] had enough, now I'm going to swipe you if you [F#] try
_ [B] _ Don't you touch my body [G#] till I say so
_ [C#m] Now just leave me till [C] I [B] find a [A#m] use for _ [A] you
[E] _
_ Water, _ _ _ _ [C#] ooh
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m]
It's not [F#] fresh, I'll [D#m] cry
How [B] could my dish be less five minutes or [E]
more?
_ _ [D#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D#] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D#] I see a little silhouette under the quilt
I'll [A#] attack, [D#] won't hold back, [A#] thanks for sharing your big toe
[A] Teeth and claws, I'm [G#] fighting, kick, kick, kick, and [A#] biting me
You're my trail, [F#] come and play, I will scratch you, [A#] try to catch you
Now meet me [B] and don't be slow or I will [Em] meow
_ I'll sharpen my claws on your new settee
[E] _ Sleep on your keyboard, I can [Am] your property
_ _ [E] Remember your goal is to wait on me
Meow, meow, [C] meow, meow, meow
In I come, [B] out I go, hurry up, don't be [E] slow
Let me out, no, no, I don't want you, let me go
I want out, or do I want you, let me go
Let me [B] out, or maybe I don't know, I don't know
Say more, I [E] don't know, I guess no, [A] guess no, guess no, guess no, guess yes, [D] yes, no
_ _ [A#] _ [G] _ _ _
[E] The door is closed, the door is open, what do I want, I don't know
Just hurry [D#m] up, you must [G#m] do what I decide
[B] Quickly, _ for me, serve _ me
_ _ Meow, meow, [E] meow, meow, meow
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ 3 a.m. is my best time [E] for [B] racing around
_ _ _ _ I'll sit on the [E] table, crash things to [A] the ground
[F#] _
Oh, _ [B] _ maybe _ [F#m] _
I'll let [B] you stroke me, lady
[F#] _ Enough, [B] now get out, [F#] I need some [B] more [E] solitude _ here
_ [B] Meow, meow, meow, [E] meow, _ meow
_ [D#m] _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [B] _ _ The [D#] _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ one [G#m] who matters, _
_ [C#m] anyone [G#m] can see _
[C#] The song [Am] of all cats is
_ [B] _ _ Everyone _ _ [C#]
exists [B] to _ [E] serve _ me
_ _ Meow, _ [D#] meow, meow, meow, _ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C#] meow
_ _ [F#m] Watch _ [C#] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
out [D#] for [A] your big toe _ _
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