Chords for Vince Gill, It's Hard To Kiss The Lips

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_ _ _ _ _ _ For years I got requests but it was always somebody else's songs.
[C] _ _ _ [A#]
Yeah, I'm ready, bud.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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She used to call me baby
_ I thought she was such a lady
_ [F] But my how things [C] have changed
Since time [G] moved on
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I'd give her my last dollar
_ But now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my [F] _ life has [C] become [G] a country [C] song _ _ _ _ _
Oh, I've learned she can't resist me
By the way, [F] she [C] always disses me
[F] And comes to [C] bed at night
With that [G] cold cream on _ _ _ _ _
[C] Sometimes I might feel risky _
But these [F] days it's [C] just too risky _
[F] And it's hard to [C] kiss the lips at night
[G] To chew your ass out all day long
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_ _ All [G] day _ _ _
_ It [Em] goes [C] on and on
_ _ _ [D] If a tree fell in the forest
[G] And she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
[C] Oh, I guess I should admit
She ain't [F] ever [C] gonna quit again
[F] Oh, it's hard to [C] kiss the lips at night
[G] To chew your ass out [C] all day long _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ You know her [G] eyes used to be [C] so blue and shiny
_ _ [F] Man, you ought to see [C] what's happened to her, honey
_ _ [F] _ That thing has gotten [C] big enough to land a [G] small plane on _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] Yeah, there was [G] a time when I used [C] to roll her into clothing
_ But [F] thank God those [D] days are over
[F] Cause it's hard to kiss [C] the lips at night
To chew [G] your ass out all [C] day long
_ _ _ [G] All day _ long
_ Cause she [Dm] knows [D] on and _ on
_ _ If someday they drop the big one
[F#] I'll say, [G] sweet Jesus, you're gonna finally leave me [A] alone
_ It's [G] alright if we [C] sing
_ Cause the _ [F] radio won't [D] play
[F] And it's hard to [C] kiss the lips at night
[G] To chew your ass out [C] all day long
Sing it with us, come on
_ [F] It's hard to [C] kiss the lips at night
To [G] chew your ass out all [C] day long _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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