Chords for Vince Gill It's Hard to Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ She [F] used to [Bb] call me baby.
I thought she [Eb] was [Bb] such a lady
[Eb] But my things [Bb] have changed
since [F] times moved on
_ _ _ [Cm] [Bb] I'd give her my
_ But now all [Eb] she'll [Bb] do is holler
Though [Eb] my life [Bb] has become
[F] a [Bb] country song _
_ _ _ I've learned she [F] can't [Bb] resist
By the [Eb] way, she [Bb] always disses me
[Eb] and comes to bed [Bb] at night
with that [F] cold cream [Cm] on
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these [Eb] days it's just [Bb] too risky
Oh, [Eb] it's hard to kiss
[Bb] the lips of night
To [F] your ass out on [Bb] day long _ _
On [F] day and
_ [Bb] in those old homes
_ If [C] a tree fell in the forest
She [F] didn't hear it
Would I still be wrong?
[Bb] For a lie, I should admit _
She ain't [Eb] ever [Bb] gonna quit _
[Eb] Oh, it's hard to kiss
[Bb] the lips of night
To your [F] ass out on [Bb] day long
_ _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] Well, _ [F] _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ it was a good day when we broke this thing
_ We got to lay down an awful lot of years of guilt
_ _ And I drove home from Rodney's house
and was laughing the whole way home
and singing this stupid song over and over and over
I pulled in the back, you know, driveway
pulled in the house
walked in the back door
and there to meet me was that beautiful woman I was talking about Amy Grant
She was smiling, she jumped up in my arms
and gave me a big fat kiss
and said, where have you been?
I said, I was at Rodney's house today
She said, what were you doing?
I said, oh, writing a song
She said, let me hear it
I _ _ _ said, well, I don't really remember it, Jamie _ _
She's _ come on singing for me
I said, I don't remember much of it
We just got out here, messing around
I guess I'm a better judge
when I sing this song _ Amy Grant
One of the more popular Christians I _ _ _ finished
She wasn't smiling anymore
She looked at me
and said, what's that about?
And I always just thought it was funny
She said, yeah, well, keep thinking
In fact, keep thinking it all night long
I don't really remember
I said, oh, baby
I didn't write that song about you
We ain't been married long enough _
_ I didn't go over to her that evening _ _
_ _ Anyway, I sat her down
I said, come here, I need to tell you a story
This idea was my father's
Long before I ever even met you
I promised him I'd write the song someday
I promised that it has nothing to do with you
So everything was cool
She was happy again
I began to think about
What was the inspiration behind this song?
Sadly, it dawned on me
that it was my mother
who was the inspiration
_ _ _ She _ hates this song _ _
I remember [F] her eyes [Bb] were so blue and shiny _
Man, you ought to [Eb] see what's happened to her [Bb] life _
_ [Eb] That thing has gotten big [Bb] enough
to land a small [F] plane on her
Yeah, _ [Bb] there was a time
I used to roll her in the clover
But thank God those [Eb] days [Bb] are over
Oh, [Eb] it's hard to [Bb] kiss the lips
And not chew your [F] ass out [Bb] all day long
_ _ All [F] day long
She gnaws [Bb] on and on
If _ [C] someday they drop the big one
I'll [F] say, sweet [Cm] Jesus
You can't finally [F] leave me alone
_ [Bb] Oh, it's all right, dear We sing
Cause the [Eb]
radio [Bb] won't play
Oh, [Eb] it's hard to kiss the lips
[Bb] And not chew [F] your ass out all [Bb] day long
Sing it with me if you dare
[D] _
[Eb] It's hard to [Bb] kiss the lips
And not chew [F] your ass out [Bb] all day long
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