Twisted Chords by Bette Midler
Tempo:
162.35 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Eb
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N] [Eb] How you doing girls?
Long time no see.
Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.
[C] Honey, I was offered about [Bb] $40.
They hear that from that guy?
[C] My analyst told me that [F] I was right out of my head.
The way [C] you described it, he said,
You'd be better off dead [F] than alive.
I [D] didn't listen to [F] his jab.
[G] I knew all along he was all wrong.
And I knew that he thought I was crazy.
But you [C] know, none, [D] oh no.
[C]
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head.
He said I was the type that was most inclined.
[G] And out of his sight, he showed him a mean [Dm] deneath.
Thought I was nuts.
[G] No more if Sir [C] Anselmuth's so [Eb] known.
[G] They say as a child I did a little [Eb] bit wild with all [C] my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was the genius.
[D] [C] What's the
[Eb] [Dm] matter three?
I [G] said, this [C] was meant for me, me, [G] me, me.
I heard [F] little children were supposed to [C] sleep tight.
That's [F] why I drank a [C] bit of vodka one night.
[Dm] My parents got frantic, [F] didn't know what to do.
[C] But I swallowed some crazy things before I can tell none.
[Dm] So you'll think I was [G] crazy.
I may have been only three, but I'm [Eb] [D] swinging.
[C] They all have sex.
[F] They all have [C] dick.
So why should I feel sorry [F] if they just didn't understand the reasoning in the logic [C] that went on in my head?
[G] I had a brain, it was a [Dm] sight.
So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on [C] all those double-decker buses.
[D] All because there [G] was no driver [C] on the top.
[D]
[C]
Start [Eb] your engine, [C] boy.
[G] Honey, that [F] chick is [C] bananas.
[Eb] Take me to your buddy.
[C] Oh, wait a minute.
Bring me another banana bag.
[Dm] Bring me a bag.
[G] I don't know if this is the one.
[C] Buddy, that's
[Eb] [Cm]
Woo!
Man, that's me!
What?
[F] But I [Eb] said, doctor, I think that it's you instead.
Cause I got a [G] thing that's so unique and new.
It proves that I got the last laugh on you.
[Dm] Cause [F] instead of one head, ooh, [G] I got [C] two.
[G] And you know two heads are better than one.
She is twisted.
Long time no see.
Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.
[C] Honey, I was offered about [Bb] $40.
They hear that from that guy?
[C] My analyst told me that [F] I was right out of my head.
The way [C] you described it, he said,
You'd be better off dead [F] than alive.
I [D] didn't listen to [F] his jab.
[G] I knew all along he was all wrong.
And I knew that he thought I was crazy.
But you [C] know, none, [D] oh no.
[C]
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head.
He said I was the type that was most inclined.
[G] And out of his sight, he showed him a mean [Dm] deneath.
Thought I was nuts.
[G] No more if Sir [C] Anselmuth's so [Eb] known.
[G] They say as a child I did a little [Eb] bit wild with all [C] my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was the genius.
[D] [C] What's the
[Eb] [Dm] matter three?
I [G] said, this [C] was meant for me, me, [G] me, me.
I heard [F] little children were supposed to [C] sleep tight.
That's [F] why I drank a [C] bit of vodka one night.
[Dm] My parents got frantic, [F] didn't know what to do.
[C] But I swallowed some crazy things before I can tell none.
[Dm] So you'll think I was [G] crazy.
I may have been only three, but I'm [Eb] [D] swinging.
[C] They all have sex.
[F] They all have [C] dick.
So why should I feel sorry [F] if they just didn't understand the reasoning in the logic [C] that went on in my head?
[G] I had a brain, it was a [Dm] sight.
So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on [C] all those double-decker buses.
[D] All because there [G] was no driver [C] on the top.
[D]
[C]
Start [Eb] your engine, [C] boy.
[G] Honey, that [F] chick is [C] bananas.
[Eb] Take me to your buddy.
[C] Oh, wait a minute.
Bring me another banana bag.
[Dm] Bring me a bag.
[G] I don't know if this is the one.
[C] Buddy, that's
[Eb] [Cm]
Woo!
Man, that's me!
What?
[F] But I [Eb] said, doctor, I think that it's you instead.
Cause I got a [G] thing that's so unique and new.
It proves that I got the last laugh on you.
[Dm] Cause [F] instead of one head, ooh, [G] I got [C] two.
[G] And you know two heads are better than one.
She is twisted.
Key:
C
G
F
Eb
Dm
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[N] _ _ [Eb] How you doing girls?
Long time no see.
Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.
[C] Honey, I was offered about [Bb] $40.
They hear that from that guy?
[C] _ My analyst told me that [F] I was right out of my head.
The way [C] you described it, he said,
You'd be better off dead [F] than alive.
I [D] didn't listen to [F] his jab.
[G] I knew all along he was all wrong.
And I knew that he thought I was crazy.
But you [C] know, none, [D] oh no.
_ _ [C] _
My analyst told me that I was right _ _ _ _ _ out of my _ head.
He said I was the type that was most inclined.
[G] And out of his sight, he showed him a mean [Dm] deneath.
Thought I was nuts.
_ [G] No more if Sir _ [C] Anselmuth's so [Eb] known. _ _
[G] _ They say as a child I did a little [Eb] bit wild with all [C] my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was the genius.
[D] _ _ _ [C] What's the _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] matter three?
I [G] said, this [C] was meant for me, _ me, [G] me, me.
I heard [F] little children were supposed to [C] sleep tight.
That's [F] why I drank a [C] bit of vodka one night.
[Dm] My parents got frantic, [F] didn't know what to do.
[C] But I swallowed some crazy things before I can tell none.
[Dm] So you'll think I was [G] crazy.
I may have been only three, but I'm [Eb] _ _ [D] swinging.
[C] They all have sex.
_ _ [F] They all have _ _ [C] _ _ dick.
So why should I feel sorry [F] if they just didn't understand the reasoning in the logic [C] that went on in my head?
[G] I had a brain, it was a [Dm] sight.
So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on [C] all those double-decker buses.
[D] All because there [G] was no driver [C] on the top.
[D] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Start [Eb] your engine, [C] boy. _
[G] Honey, that [F] chick is [C] bananas.
[Eb] Take me to your buddy.
_ _ [C] _ Oh, wait a minute.
Bring me another banana bag.
[Dm] Bring me a bag.
[G] I don't know if this is the one.
_ _ [C] Buddy, that's_
[Eb] _ _ [Cm] _
Woo!
Man, that's me!
What?
[F] But _ I [Eb] said, doctor, I think that it's you instead.
Cause I got a [G] thing that's so unique and new.
It proves that I got the last laugh on you.
[Dm] Cause [F] instead of one head, ooh, [G] _ I got [C] two.
_ [G] And you know two heads are better than one. _
_ _ She is twisted. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Long time no see.
Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.
[C] Honey, I was offered about [Bb] $40.
They hear that from that guy?
[C] _ My analyst told me that [F] I was right out of my head.
The way [C] you described it, he said,
You'd be better off dead [F] than alive.
I [D] didn't listen to [F] his jab.
[G] I knew all along he was all wrong.
And I knew that he thought I was crazy.
But you [C] know, none, [D] oh no.
_ _ [C] _
My analyst told me that I was right _ _ _ _ _ out of my _ head.
He said I was the type that was most inclined.
[G] And out of his sight, he showed him a mean [Dm] deneath.
Thought I was nuts.
_ [G] No more if Sir _ [C] Anselmuth's so [Eb] known. _ _
[G] _ They say as a child I did a little [Eb] bit wild with all [C] my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was the genius.
[D] _ _ _ [C] What's the _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] matter three?
I [G] said, this [C] was meant for me, _ me, [G] me, me.
I heard [F] little children were supposed to [C] sleep tight.
That's [F] why I drank a [C] bit of vodka one night.
[Dm] My parents got frantic, [F] didn't know what to do.
[C] But I swallowed some crazy things before I can tell none.
[Dm] So you'll think I was [G] crazy.
I may have been only three, but I'm [Eb] _ _ [D] swinging.
[C] They all have sex.
_ _ [F] They all have _ _ [C] _ _ dick.
So why should I feel sorry [F] if they just didn't understand the reasoning in the logic [C] that went on in my head?
[G] I had a brain, it was a [Dm] sight.
So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on [C] all those double-decker buses.
[D] All because there [G] was no driver [C] on the top.
[D] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Start [Eb] your engine, [C] boy. _
[G] Honey, that [F] chick is [C] bananas.
[Eb] Take me to your buddy.
_ _ [C] _ Oh, wait a minute.
Bring me another banana bag.
[Dm] Bring me a bag.
[G] I don't know if this is the one.
_ _ [C] Buddy, that's_
[Eb] _ _ [Cm] _
Woo!
Man, that's me!
What?
[F] But _ I [Eb] said, doctor, I think that it's you instead.
Cause I got a [G] thing that's so unique and new.
It proves that I got the last laugh on you.
[Dm] Cause [F] instead of one head, ooh, [G] _ I got [C] two.
_ [G] And you know two heads are better than one. _
_ _ She is twisted. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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