Chords for Live: Annie Ross with Count Basie - Twisted

Everybody's doing little bits and pieces. _
How about doing a solo song [Gb] for us? _ _
[A] Oh, all right.
Can I do something I wrote?
[C]
Love to have you do something you wrote.
[A] All right.
[C] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] You know, [Am] _ _
_ _ [G] _ everybody [D] goes [A] to analysts nowadays.
[G] Well, about [C] five years ago, I wrote a thing about going to an analyst
and finding out that [A] it wasn't really too bad
[Gm] when you discover that you've got two heads _ [Dm] instead of one.
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_ [D] _ [Am] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ I'm not that easily led.
[F] I [Eb] wasn't type that was [Em] most inclined.
Went out of his sight, took me [Eb] out of my mind,
and he thought I was [G] nuts.
No more ifs or [C] ands or buts.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
As [G] a child, I [C] appeared a little bit wild with all my [Gm] crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew [F] I was a genius.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ What's so strange when you [A] know that you're a wizard at three?
I knew [C] that this was meant to be.
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Well, I heard little [Am] children were supposed to sleep [B] tight.
[C] _
That's why [G] I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My [Am] parents got in a frantic, didn't know what to do.
But I saw some crazy [E] scenes before [Eb] I came to.
[Dm] Now, do you think I was crazy?
[D] _ [C] I may have been only three, but [G] I was swinging.
They [Gm] all lifted A.
Graham Bell.
[A] They [Abm] all lifted [Gm] Edison.
That's what I'm saying.
So why should I feel glory [Am] if they just wouldn't understand the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head?
[G] I had a brain, it was [A] crazy.
So it just left them [A] laughing at me when I [G] refused to ride on [C] all those double [Am]-decker [C] buses,
all because there was no driver on the bus.
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Ha ha ha!
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_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Dm] _
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_ [D] _ [Gm] _ My aunt always told me that I was right out of my [Db] head.
[D] She described [C] me.
She [Gm] said I'd be better dead [F] than live.
I didn't listen [A] to his jive.
I knew all [E] along [G] he was all [Dm] wrong and [C] that he thought I [G] was crazy, but I'm not.
Oh no.
Oh no.
My aunt told [C] me that I was right [G] out of my head, but I [C] said, dear doctor, [Gm] I think that
it's you [C] instead, [F] cause I have got a thing that's unique and new.
[Eb] [C] It proves that I'll have the last [Eb] laugh on [Dm] you, cause [F] instead of one head, [E] _ _ [G] I got two.
And you know two heads are better _ [C] than one. _ _ _ _ _ _
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