Too Fat Polka Chords by Frank Yankovic

[B] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [G] Here's a little ditty you [C] can sing it right [Am] away.
[G] Now here's what you say, [Am] so sing it while you may.
[G] Here's a little jingle you [C] can sing it night or noon.
[E] [F] Now here's the word [G] that's all you need, cause I just sang [C] it too.
[B] [G] Oh, I don't want her, you can [C] have her, she's too fat for me.
[G] She's too fat for me, [C] much too fat for [B] me.
[G] Oh, I don't want her, you can [C] have her, she's too fat for me.
[F] She's too [G] fat, she's too [C] fat, she's too fat for me.
[Dm] She's a twosome, _ [G] [C] she's a foursome, if [G] she'd lose some.
I [C] would like [F] her [Gb] more [G] soon.
I don't want her, you can [C] have her, she's too fat for me
[Em] She's too [G] fat for me, [C] much too fat for me.
[B] Oh, I don't want her, you can [C] have her, she's too fat for [Gm] me.
[F] She's too [G] fat, [Em] she's too fat, she's too fat for [Bb] me.
[Eb] Can she [Bb] prance [Cm] up a hill?
_ _ [Gm] No, no, [Gb] no, [Bb] no, no.
_ _ Can she prance a _ quadrille?
_ No, no, no, [Eb] no, no.
_ _ Can she fit in my group?
_ _ [C] By herself [Fm] she's a droop.
_ _ Could she possibly [Eb] sit upon my [Fm] knee?
No, [Bb] no, [Eb] no.
_ [Am] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Am] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [F] _
[C] I get [Dm] dizzy, [G] I [C] get numb, Lord,
[G] When I'm dancing [C] with my jum, [F] jum, [Gb] jum.
[G] Young and matchy, tea or [C] zambie,
Oh, noctep a [F] lot, [G] oh, noctep a lot,
[C] Oh, noctep a [Eb] lot.
[G] Oh, I don't want her, you can [C] have her,
She's too fat for [Em] me.
[Dm] She's too [G] fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.
Hey!
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