Too Fat Polka Chords by Bobby Vinton

[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ [D] _
[A] Oh, I don't want her, you can [D] have her, she's too fat for [B] me.
[A] She's too fat for me.
[D] She's too fat for me.
[A] Oh, I don't want her, you can [D] have her, she's too fat for me.
[G] She's too [A] fat, she's too [D] fat, she's too fat for me.
[G] I get dizzy, [D] I get numb, oh, [Em] when I'm dancing [A] _ [D] with my jam, jam, jam.
[A] Oh, I don't want her, you can [D] have her, she's too fat for [C] me.
[A] She's too fat for me, [D] she's too fat for me.
[A] Oh, I don't want her, you can [D] have her, she's too fat for me.
[G] She's too [A] fat, she's too [D] fat, she's too fat for me.
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[G] She's a two-some, [D] she's a four-some.
[Em] If she'd do [A] some, I [D] would like her [Dm] more some.
[A] I don't want her, you [D] can have her She's too fat [Eb] for me
[A] She's too fat for me [D] She's too fat for me
[A] I don't want her, you [D] can have her She's too fat for me
[G] She's too fat [A] She's too fat
[D] She's too fat for [Em] _ me
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[G] And if she pants up a heel _
No, no, [Bb] no, [D] no, no
[Am] And if she dances a quadrille _ _
No, [Bm] no, no, [G] no, no. _
Does she fit in my coop? _ _
[E] By herself she's [Am] a group. _ _
Could she possibly [G] [E] sit upon my [A] knee?
No, [D] no, [G] no, no.
[E]
[A] Oh, I don't want her, you can [D] have her.
She's too fat for me.
[Eb]
[A] She's too fat for me.
[D] She's too fat for me.
Oh, [A] I don't want her, you can [D] have her.
She's too fat for me.
[G] She's too fat, [A] much too fat.
[D] She's too fat for me.
[G] She's too fat, [A] much too fat.
[D] She's too fat for me. _
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