Chords for Tom Waits - Eggs And Sausage (In A Cadillac With Susan Michelson)

[Dm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Bb] I was always [A] kind of one who liked to [Dm] consider myself kind of a [F] pioneer of the palate, _ [Bb] _ _ restaurateur
[A] if you will.
_ [Dm] _ _ I've [F] wine dined, sipped, [Dm] and subbed in [Bb] some of the most _ [A] demonstrably BEMA
[Dm] epitomable bistros in the [F] Los Angeles [Bb] metropolitan region.
_ _ [A] _ _ _
[Dm] Yeah, I've had strange looking [F] patty
melted norms.
[D] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] I've _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ had [Bb] dangerous veal cutlets, [A] _ the copper penny.
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[Bb] Well what you get is a [F] breaded
[A] Salisbury steak and a [Dm] shake and bake and [F] _ topped with a provocative [Bb]
sauce of Velveeta [A] and half
and [Dm] half.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [A] Smothered with Campbell's tomato [Dm] soup. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
As [A] _ _ _ [Dm] they say, I've had a lot of fun.
I had kind of a, [Am] _ well I ordered my [Bb] veal cutlet, Christ it [A] left a plate and it walked down
the [Dm] end of the counter.
_ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ _ Waitress named Irene, [A] boy she was wearing those [Dm] rhinestone glasses
with a little pearl [Am] thing clipped on her [Dm] sweater.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ _ Veal [Dm] cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit
[F] out of my cup of coffee, [Dm] but the _ [E] _
[Bb] coffee [A] _ [Db] just wasn't strong enough [Dm] to defend itself.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [F] Night
[Am] hawks at the [E] diner, [Bbm] well almost _ [A] 49er.
[Dbm] There's [Dm] a rendezvous of strangers [C] _ _ [D] around the [Bb] coffee
and the night.
_ [A] _ All the gypsy [Dm] hacks and the _ [C] insomniacs, now the people's been fed.
[Bb] _ _ _
_ [A] _ Now
[D] the waitress said, _ [F] eggs and sausage and a side [Bb] of toast. _
_ [Gbm] [G] Coffee and a [Dm] roll, _ hash browns
and a bowl of easy.
_ [Bb] _ _ Jelly [A] in a bowl [Dm] with burgers and fries.
[C] What kind of [Bb] pie? _ _ _
[A] _ It's
a [D] graveyard charade, [C] it's a late shit _ [F] masquerade.
[A] _ [C] _ _ [G] _
And it's true [D] for a quarter.
_ _ [C] _
_ [Dm] Dime for [Bb] a dance,
_ _ [A] _
_ Woolworth's [Dm] rhinestone, diamond earrings [C] and a sideways [Bb] [Gm] glance.
_ _ [A]
Now the [Bm] register _ [Dm] rings,
_ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bb] now the waitress sings.
[A] _
_ Eggs [Dm] and sausage and [F] a side of toast.
_ _ [Bb] Coffee and a roll, [A] _
_ [C] hash [Dm] _ browns
and [C] a bowl of easy.
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ Jelly in a [A]
bowl [Gbm] with [Dm] burgers and [D] fries.
[F] What kind of [C] pie?
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Db] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Db] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ _ [Gb] _ [Dm] _ _ _ [Am] Classified _ [D] section,
[Gm] _ offers no [Db]
direction.
[A] _ [Dm] It's a cold [D] caffeine [F] _
_ in [Bb] a nicotine cloud.
_ [A] _
_ Has the [D] touch of your
_ _ [Am]
finger, lingers [Bb] _ burning in [A] our memory.
_ [D] I've been [Am] 86ed from your ski, _ _ _ [Bb] now I'm in a melodramatic
[A] nocturnal sea.
_ Now [D] I'm a refugee [Am] from a disconcerted [Bb] affair.
_ _ Now [A] the lead pipe morning [Dm] call, _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [Bb] now
the waitress calls.
[A] _
_ _ [Dm] Eggs and sausage _ _ [C] _
and a side [Bb] of toast.
_ [A] _
_ _ _ [Dm] Coffee and a roll, [Am] _
_ hash [Bb] _ browns
and a bowl of easy.
[Db] _
[A] Jelly [Dm] in a bowl _ [F] with burgers and fries.
[Bb] What kind of pie?
[A] _
_ Hallelujah [D] _ _ _ [F] if
you will.
_ [Gm] _ [Bb] Just come and [A] join the crowd.
_ [Db] [D] Have some [Dm] time to kill. _
[F] _ See I [Bb] just come in to join
the crowd. _
[D] _ Have some time to kill.
[Dm] _ Just come and join the crowd.
[Bb] Cause I have [A] some _ time
_ to [Dm] kill.
_ [F] _ _ _ [E] _ [Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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