To Catch A Predator Chords by Insane Clown Posse

[Em] _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _
_ [E] _ _ I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure evil into my world.
I tell them that I'm [Em] curious, and I'm only [A] twelve.
Mom and dad aren't [G] gone for the day, I'm by [B] myself.
Buckets of throw up are [E] next to my computer, hoping that they show up.
What I'm about to do to them, [Em] would make the devil sick.
I sharpen my [A] blade, and I trot into this [G] berm like I'm only [B] in the seventh [E] grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get them inside, in my best little girl's [Bm] voice.
I'm like, hi, [E] _ my [A] bikini.
And when the door shuts, [G] that's when I [B] let them see [E] me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
[G] Hit them with a [E] blood squirt.
Carve his whole face off, and make him teeny.
Chain him up by the foot in my piecement.
Bling down.
I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn, for this [G] ain't no lesson [F#] to learn.
[C#m] From this [C] there's nothing [B] I'ma earn, [Em] but it [E] sure is fun.
I said [G] it sure [E] is fun.
And it [G] sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn, for [Gm] this ain't no lesson [F#] to [C#m] learn.
From [C] this there's nothing [B] I'ma earn, [Em] but it [E] sure is fun.
I [G] said it [G#m] sure is [E] fun.
Soon enough, X will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this.
Until it's your turn, and old man's [A] finger fucking.
Teddy's sunken, [G] then you'll want the knife [B] stuck in.
[E] I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a snake is still in its pants, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone, and I'm [A] only 13.
Looking for a good [G] time, you [B] know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions, and a slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a fucking [A] doctor.
Knocking at my door, [G] a pedophile [B] butt knocker.
[E] Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in, with the all purpose hunting blade, [B] straight up his [E] garden.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] no money.
Chain him up on a foot in the basement.
[F#] Body.
But please, [A] Mr.
Klopser, you don't have [G#] to do this.
Zip it.
[G] But please, [F#] I've got money, we can_
[A] Shut it, fucker.
[G#] Please make it worth the thought.
[G] Silence, I say.
[E] Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking dicks off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn for [G] this.
Ain't no [F#] lesson to [C#m] learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I'ma [Em] earn,
but it [G#m] sure [E] is fun.
[G] Ain't no lesson to learn from this.
[E] There's nothing I'ma earn,
but it sure is fun.
[G] _ [E] _
_ I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn for this.
[Gm] Ain't no lesson [F#] to learn [C#m] from this.
[C] There's nothing [B] I'ma earn,
[Em] but it sure [E] is fun.
And I [G] said it [G#m] sure [E] is fun to catch a predator _
What's in the [Em] bag?
_ [E] Onions and condoms _
[Em] What's in the bag?
_ _ Onions and condoms
What's in the bag?
_ _ [E] Onions and condoms
Why did you [Em] bring condoms?
[E] I didn't mean to
The house is getting funky
While he's in the basement stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on
Go downstairs [A] and beat their ass [G] sometimes
Cause they [B] ease my [E] mind
Some of them are dead
And some are still living
But I'mma hurt them every chance that I'm given
I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They can't run so they both mad fun
I was sawing their head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any [Bm] predators but [E] oh well
I took my spot
Come in, I'll be right [A] there
But I left the head [G] sitting on the [B] living room [E] chair
He seen it and ran
I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife [G] swinging for [Em] his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back
And the net [A] still in my drawer as I dragged him home
A bloody [F#] rat AHHHHH So [A] funny [G#] Zip it [G] AHHHHH
[F#] Please
[A] Shut it the fuck up [G#] AHHHHH
[G] People are looking, silence
A [E] bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it
It's Tony the mailman
But they all never said nothing about it again
I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn for this
[G] Ain't no lesson [C#m] to learn from this
[C] There's nothing [B] I'mma earn
[Em] But it sure [E] is fun
[G] Said [G#m] it sure [E] is fun
Damn it [G] sure [E] is fun
I'm probably [D#m] gonna burn for [G] this
Ain't no lesson [F#] to [C#m] learn from [C] this
There's nothing [B] I'mma [Em] earn
But it [E] sure is fun
Said [G] it [E] sure is fun
I'm probably gonna burn for this Yo, Liz
[Em] Meanwhile, back at the house
Hey, come on [E] in
_ [Em] I brought Absolute Citron
I brought Mandarin [E] Orange
I brought a shot of [Em] Jägermeister Wow
[Bm] In several cases, the men were asked [E] to bring food, [Em] alcohol, and condoms
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor
What [Em] have we got here?
Bag of Funyuns
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did you bring condoms?
I did