Chords for ICP - The Joker's Wild

[Gb] _ [Fm] Welcome to another [Ebm] exciting episode of Dire's number [Db] one game show, [Ebm] The [Fm] Joker's Web!
[Ab] Shaggy, tell us something about [Bbm] tonight's contestants.
[Db] _ [Ebm] Get [Fm] ready for the killer [Gb] shot for this bitch!
We [Fm] got a cop, we got a [Ebm] judge, and we got a [Db] redneck, so step [Ebm] the fuck [Db] up and play the Joker!
_ _ [Ab] [E] Guess [Dbm] who's [Ab] back on your [Eb] underground dial?
[Db] It's the [Ab] game show host with the [Bb] ropes.
And [Ab] tonight we finna [Bb] have a little big roast.
[Db] Cop, [Ab] cop, fuck, [E] it's been a long [Bb] while, [Db] lace up your [Ab] boots and [Bbm] come on down high.
Face the [Ab] big man, [E] packing that [Bb] steel, but tonight you ain't shit, now spin the [Ebm] fucking wheel.
[E] Looks good, nice try, [Ebm] now let's see just how you gon' [Bbm] die.
Lucky, [Ab] lucky, he [E] landed on [Db] Carmen DeGene.
He [Eb] just pounds nails in your forehead.
[Dbm] [Ab] He got [E] Loki that [Eb] time, but let's take a [Ab] look who's [Bb] next down the line.
[Ebm] Oh, the [E] 43rd district [Bb] judge, hey pal, [Ab] remember me?
[Bb] You threw me in jail.
Take a stand or I'll snap your dick.
The clicker's [C] landed, let me [Bb] check.
But Jokey, hey, it ain't bad at all, we just cut your face off and [Cm] slap your [Bb] skull.
[Ab] Who's next on the [E] games and [Bb] fun?
[Ab] Hell, Billy Earl, come [Bbm] on down.
Run, the [E] redneck that's sick, this [Db] dog gone mad.
Now [Ab] that's gonna [Bbm] cost you a speech, buddy.
Spin [Ab] around, get [Em] around the [Db] goose.
Stamper your [Abm] loose and [C] cut off your toes.
[Db] Spit up [Ab] through your [Em] corpse, on [Bbm] top of the pile.
[Ab] If they ghost, I'ma chuck a pile.
Tell [Am] me, who killed [Bb] 17 people and later [B] ate their dead bodies?
[Cm] Jeffrey Dahmer?
No, the [Abm] correct answer would be a mother.
[Db] Sex?
Oi, you [Ebm] dead motherfuckers, [Fm] get ready for rock cleaning, [Gb] bitch.
So if you [Fm] want your fucking neck on [Ebm] top, step the [Db] fuck up [Ebm] and play the [Db] Joker.
You like big [E] money and prizes?
[Bbm] Fuck ya, you're probably [Ab] due for a [C] big prize.
Fuck ya, [Ebm] you little [E] bitch, it's your turn to [Db] spin.
[Ab] Free money!
[Bbm] Now, spin again.
Oh, [E] get it?
Now unzip [Bbm] your drawers.
I'm gonna [Abm] clip this [Bbm] chain on your balls.
Raise [Ab] your sight [Em] down for the [Bbm] big botter.
Now we [Ab] bust your head like a [Bbm] pinata.
The [Ab] audience [Em] loves that [Bb] shit.
Listen to them [Ab] cheer when your [Bb] forehead [Db] splats.
Wait, [Ab] to a [Abm] break.
Oh shit, damn, we got guts on the camera.
[C] The Joker's Wild is brought to you by_ Faygo.
Everybody sing!
[G] Send your [A] mama straight [G] up to the [C] snow.
[E] Tell that bitch to bring [D] home a [Bb] Faygo.
Welcome [E] back to the carnival [Db] show.
Here's your [Ab] chance for the [Bb] big money cash flow.
[Abm] Hit your buzzer, [E] or your [Db] laugher.
Joker, [Ab] Joker, [Bb] Lemon, we're over your head.
We can war, one, two, one, three.
It's the same behind [C] every door.
[Bb] Me, there's no [Ab] escape.
Now give me that bone.
The crowd can't help look.
We're all dead, head, only just [E] watching [Db] the doom.
We brought [Abm] cash from [Bbm] hell to your living room.
A ripped [Ab] off industrial, we [Bb] be clown style.
If [Ab] you say [Eb] ghost, I'm the [Abm] Joker's Wild.
It's [A] time to play hit or [Bb] miss.
Contestant number [Bm] one, open your mouth.
[Cm] Contestant number two, get [Ab] ready.
Will he hit or miss?
He hit!
[Db] What's next?
We got [Ebm] a [Fm] nurse, we got [Gb] crisis, we [Fm] got blood, we got [Ebm] cocks, we got [Db] naked [Ebm] dead bitches.
[Db] I'm the Joker's Wild.
Get on the seat, [Ab] and I [E] will [Dbm] die.
Somebody's [Eb] gonna die.
[Bbm] Oh my, it's Mr.
[Ab] Toss and my [E] next door [Db] neighbor.
Always [Ab] bitchin', [Bb] yellin' from the kitchen [Db] window.
See [Abm] he died, and [Em] he went to hell.
[Bb] So, we need a [Ab] game.
I got [Bbm] my own game show.
Spin the wheel, [Ab] cause I [E] just can't.
[G] _ _ [B] Bonus [Dbm] round.
Oh [Gb] shit, the end of your game.
Bonus round, we're going down with [Dbm] a bang.
You got a [Gb] chance for money and prizes.
You got a chance at death [Ebm] too.
So [Bb] get [Gb] ready, I'm coming at you fast.
Your chance for freedom [Dbm] at last.
Four [Gb] questions, so are you ready Jack?
I think so.
Load the [D] gun. The governor.
[Abm] Eats butt?
Yes, the square root of two. _
Correct.
Nutsacks don't belong in_ [Eb] Buttcrack?
Right.
Rich boys eat_ Caviar?
No.
[C] The correct answer is [Bb] bullet.
_ [Bbm] Oh, oh [Db] _ [Ebm] geez.
Oh, [Fm] this is [Gb] Big Chip awaits you [Fm] in solo.
[Ebm] Till next week, [Db] boss.
See ya later.
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[Fm] _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Db]
That's it.
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