Terrible Chords by The Tiger Lillies

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On Mondays, mother children, little [A] girls and boys,
Put my hands around their fruits till they don't [Dm] make noise.
_ Tuesday, torture animals full of [A] small birds' wings,
Watch them as they bleed to death and then they [Dm] don't sing.
_ _ Wednesdays, I defecate on the [A] priest's front door,
If the priest, he does complain, I just do [Dm] it some more.
_ _ Thursdays, I volunteer at the local [A] orphan's home,
Love those little orphans chowed down [Dm] to the bone.
I'm terrible, _ terrible, shouldn't [A] be allowed
To sing my songs of filth to a [Dm] decent crowd.
On Fridays, _ _ sodomized tender virgin [A] _ nuns,
Tie them up, leer at them.
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_ Saturdays, I stand and sing my satiric [A] sad songs
To anyone who'll listen, who in their heads [Dm] is wrong.
_ Sundays, _ Sunday's the day I [A] love the best,
I rape murder and pillage the wall of a [Dm] people's rest.
I'm terrible, _ terrible, I shouldn't [A] be allowed
To sing my songs of filth to a [Dm] decent crowd. _
I'm terrible, _ terrible, I shouldn't be [A] allowed
But when I do offend someone, it makes me feel so [D] proud. _ _ _ _
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