Chords for Tiger Lillies & Kronos Quartet - Hipdeep Family

In January, _ cousin Fred, [Am] we found him in the attic dead
In [Dm] _ February's odd adventure, _
_ [G] father lost his dentures
In [C] _ _ March Fiona had a fright, _
_ [Am] while coming home alone one night
[Dm] _ Some men in a long black car, [G] made her get in and drove her far _ _
[C] In April Horace left [Am] behind what little thought, what little mind
_ [Dm]
He may have had in the result, _ [G] he joined an unknown eastern cult
_ [C] Tattooed his ears, pierced his nose, [Am] _ glides around on hennock toes
_ As relatives are _ unforgiving, [G] assert he's no longer living
With a hip-deep _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] family _ _ _
_ _ In May Aunt Flo began to sneeze, _ [Am] _ which heralded some strange disease
_ [Dm] In June Jeffrey got himself arrested, [G] he's still far and wide detested
_ _ _ [C] In July Mama's pen money [B] dwindled, [Am] away to not when she was swindled
[Dm] In August Bruno had a fit, _ [G] passing tot, he went and bit
[Dm] The hip-deep _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] family
_ _ _ _ _ In September we were sad to lose, _
[Am] Miss Grey while on a cruise
_ [Dm]
She happened to fall overboard, _ into Norway's deepest fjord
In [C] October Alice was _ betrothed, [Am] to Edgar, whom she found she loathed
[Dm] _ His behaviour ever since has been enough to make her wince
_ In [C] November it was rather frightening, [Am] when baby Boo was struck by lightning
The [Dm] experts think perhaps he'll walk, _ [G] and even sort of learn to talk
_ _ _ [C] And in December Emma's luck was rotten, while singing Die Frau und Schatten
_ [Dm] Without _ warning lost her voice, [G] a twist of fate, had no choice
[Dm] The hip-deep _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] family _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ So much for us, we hope that you [Am] have managed somehow to get through
_ [Dm] The _ year and so can _ celebrate, _
[G] _ that before the hands of fate
_ [C] Shall get us in its grip again, _ _ _ [Am] _ _
we anticipate _ _ _ _
We _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ anticipate _ _ _ _ _
[G] our _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ gory _
[C] _ _ _ end, _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ Amen _ _
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