The Streak Chords by Ray Stevens

I don't know, gosh.
This is Miss Grundy, the lady I told you about from Standards and Practices, you know.
Say what?
The censor, remember?
Oh, listen, this man will take care of me.
You know what to say.
I'll be watching, Mr.
[Eb] Stevenson.
Don't worry.
Hello, everyone.
This is your action news reporter with all the news it is news across the nation.
I'm the scene at the supermarket.
There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir.
Did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did.
I was just standing over there by the tomatoes, and here he came, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and veggies, naked as a jaybird.
Ethel's over there in the jams, jellies, preserves, and pickles.
I hollered over there.
I said,
[D] Don't look, Ethel!
[G] _ She dropped a whole jar of kumquats and fell back into the sweet midgets there.
It was too late.
She'd done been incensed.
Here comes Boogity, Boogity, [F] there goes Boogity, Boogity, [G] and he ain't wearing no [C] coat.
Oh, yes, they [F] call him the street. _ _
Boogity, Boogity, that's the thing on [C] two feet. _
Boogity, Boogity, he's just as proud as [G] he can be of his anatomy.
He gonna give us [C] a feat. _ _
Oh, yes, they call [F] him the street. _
Boogity, Boogity, likes to show [C] off his feet. _
Boogity, Boogity, if there's an audience [G] to be found, he'll be streaking it round and fighting [C] public critique. _
Hello once again, everyone.
You're [Am] Action News reporter on the scene at the gas station.
There seems to have been some [C] disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir.
Did you see what happened?
Yeah, [Am] I did.
I was just in here trying to get some air in my car there, and he just [C] appeared.
All the traffic comes streaking around the grease rack there.
I didn't have [Am] nothing on but a smile.
Ethel's in there getting her cold drink.
I [C] hollered in there.
I said, don't _ look.
Too late.
She's done [Am] been mooned.
Flashed her right down in front of the shock absorbers.
[C] _ [G] He ain't rude.
Boogity, Boogity.
[F] He ain't good.
Boogity, Boogity.
[G] He's just in the mood to ride in the [C] nude.
Oh, yes, they [F] call him the streak.
_ _ _ _ Turn the [C]
other cheek.
_ He's always making [G] the news.
Wearing just his tennis shoes.
Guess you could call [C] him unique.
Hello once again, everyone.
You're Action [Am] News reporter in the booth at the gym.
Covering the disturbance at the [C] basketball playoff.
Pardon me, sir.
Did you see what happened?
[Am] _
Yeah, I did.
It's half time.
I just [C] go on down there and get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he comes right out of the [Am] cheap seats.
Right down the middle of the court there.
Didn't have nothing on [C] but his high top Reeboks.
He was the dribbler.
[Am]
Made a jump shot.
Got out through the concession.
I hollered at Ethel.
I said, [C]
don't look.
Too late.
She's done got a free shot.
[Am] _
_ _ Grandstanded her.
Right turned from the hotel.
[C] _
Oh, yes, they call [F] him the streak.
Here he comes again.
_ [C] Who said with me?
Ethel?
Is that you, Ethel?
[G] Where do you think you're going? _
You get your [C] clothes on. _ _
Oh, yes, they call him [F] the streak. _ _
Ethel, you brazen_
_ [C] _ _ _
_Saiyanism.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [F] OK, crew, let's go.
[Fm] Get the 85.
Absolutely.
[D] This was a special event.
[N] Once again, Mr.
Stevens, you have managed to pardon the expression.
_ Barely stay within the bounds of what is permissible. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, they_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _