Chords for The Poxy Boggards - Itches In Me Britches

I was born of Geordie parents, one day when I was young
That's how the Geordie dialect became my native tongue
[F] That I was a pretty baby, me mother she would vow
The girls all ran to kiss me, then I wish they'd do it now
Oh, I wish [D] they'd do it now!
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
I've got itches [G#] in me britches, and I wish they'd do it now
When I was only six months old, the girls would handle me
They'd hug me to their bosom, and they'd bounce me on their knee
They'd put me in the cradle, and [F] if I made a row
They'd tickle me, [E] they'd cuddle me, I wish they'd do it now
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
I've [G#] got itches in me britches, and [N] I wish they'd do it now
At three years old, a finer lad there never could be seen
The girls all loved to follow me right down to the green
They'd make a chain of buttercups, drop it on me brow
Then they'd roll me in the clover, well I wish they'd do it now
Oh, [D] I wish they'd do it now!
[G#] Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
[E] I've got itches in me britches, and I [N] wish they'd do it now
The Eastern girls would call on me to swim when it was mild
They'd take me to the river for to splash about a while
They'd throw the water over me, duck me like a cow
Then they'd rub me nice all [F#] over, well I wish they'd do it now
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
I've got itches in me britches, and [F] I wish they'd do it now
Well it's awful sad and lonely to lead a single life
I think I'll go to the dance tonight and find meself a wife
Oh, I have got six bundle pigs, likewise one [E] big fat sow
There'll be plenty love and bacon for the girl who'll love me now
For [A] the girl who'll love me now!
For the girl who'll [F] love me now!
There'll be plenty love and bacon [F#] for the girl who'll love me now
Oh, I wish they'd do it now!
Oh, I wish [A] they'd do it now!
I've got itches in [F#] me britches, and I wish [G] they'd do it now! _ _
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