Chords for The Poxy Boggards - Aboard the good ship venus

_ _ [G] _ _ Aboard the good ship Venus, you really should have seen us
[C] With a [G] fingerhead of a whoring [C] bed, [D] and the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
[D] _ _
[G] _ The captain of the lugger, was known as the filthy bugger
[C] Declared [G] unfit to solve [D] bullshit, from one ship [G] to another
[D] From one ship [G] to another, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[D] And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
[D] _ _ [G] _ The cabin boy was chipper, a randy little nipper
[C] Put broken [G] glass up in his [C] ass, [D] and [G] circumcised the skipper
[D] And [G] circumcised the skipper, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring [D] bed
And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
The _ _ ship's dog name was Rover, we turned that poor dog over
[C] And ground to [G] ground our faithful [Ab] hound, from portsmouth [G] down to Dover
[D] From portsmouth [G] down to Dover, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[D] And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
The _ _ ship's cook's name was Jerry, his palms were very hairy
[C] The captain's [G] stew was a special [D] brew, when he milked his [G] private dairy
[D] When he milked his [G] private dairy, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[D] And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus _ _
_ The captain's wife was Charlotte, she was born in Breda, Holland
[C] Her thighs at [G] night were lily white, [D] by morning [G] they were scarlet
[D] By morning they [G] were scarlet, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring [D] bed
And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
The _ _ first mate Danny Grissom, had a quirky mannerism
[C] To catch the [G] breeze in great a [C] breeze
[D] He starched the [G] sails with jism
[D] He starched the [G] sails with jism, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[D] And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus _ _
_ The captain's daughter Mabel, we laid her on the table
[C] And fucked and [G] fucked and fucked and fucked
Here's a more over-structured actor again, in the night _
_ As oft as they were able, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[D] And the mouth of a [G] violent Venus
_ _ _ The crew was feeling randy, when they found five kegs of brandy
[C] As the owl grew [G] late, it'd master [Em] fate
[D] And they sold the [G] spunkiest candy
[D] And they sold the [G] spunkiest candy, aboard the good ship Venus
You really should have seen us, [C] with a [G] fingerhead of a whoring [Ebm] bed
And [D] the mouth of a [G] violent Venus _ _ _
And when we reached our station, through skillful navigation
[Eb] The ship was sunk, [E] _ _
[Em] _ in a wave of _ _ spunk
[D] From too [G] much fornication, from too much fornication
Aboard the good ship Venus, you really should have seen [C] us
With a [G] fingerhead of a whoring bed
[Dm] _ And the mast [D] of a violent _ [Gb] _ _ _ [G] Venus Thank you! _
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