Hardcore Quornography Chords by The Lancashire Hotpots
Tempo:
79.7 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
E
B
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [A]
When the wife told me the good news I were head over heels
The local pig and Elvis finally doing [D] meals
To keep the missus happy there's just one thing for [A] do
Pint each, candles, table for [E] two
So I said, do you fancy the pork, the veal or the [A] flesh?
She said, I won't eat anything with a mother or a face
She turned all vegetarian what were I to do?
And if you want your wicked way with me, you'll go vegetarian
[D] I was in a spot of bother I don't mean to sound [A] nech
Mornings are the macky d's of the pleasures of the [E] flesh
I've been having Sunday fry ups since the day I was [A] born
Oh, there's only one thing [Em] for it, hardcore porn
I'm into hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it [A] last?
Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the [E] past
Without sausages and burgers I am all for [A] one
What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] porn
Tofu?
What's that supposed to [A] do?
It's like putting rubber in me gob
[D] I have to wince when I eat soya [E] mince
I want a noshing on a sausage but I'm gonna have a [A] job
She tells me eating meat is eating animal death
And if I sneak off for a kibble you should smell it on me [D] breath
If she suspects those fish and chips she won't much as touch [A] us
She better not find out about that girl through munchers
[E] Me head's in bits I jean but please answer me this
[A] I know you're vegetarian but can you still eat fish?
I'd murder for a burger, yeah yeah
Kill for a mixed grill, yeah yeah
[D] I would die for a pork pie, yeah yeah
[A] Chop off me leg for a scotch egg, yeah yeah
[E] But if I eat meat then me bedroom privileges are withdrawn
[A] I've got no blooming option, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[B] Without sausages and burgers [E] I am all for long
[A] What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] quo
Linda McCartney, God rest her soul
[A] There's some things that she could never understand
[D] A man has needs he don't want but he sees
And [E] if I saw that Bernard Matthews yes I'd shake him by the arm
[A] Grave steak, grave steak
I want steak, [A] gravy steak
I [D] miss steak, gravy steak
I [A] want steak, gravy steak
But [B] I'm a dead man if I touch meat, I have been warned
[A] It's worse for all lentils women, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[E] Without sausages and burgers I am all for long
What's she got me into?
[A] Hardcore quo Yeah, alright
When the wife told me the good news I were head over heels
The local pig and Elvis finally doing [D] meals
To keep the missus happy there's just one thing for [A] do
Pint each, candles, table for [E] two
So I said, do you fancy the pork, the veal or the [A] flesh?
She said, I won't eat anything with a mother or a face
She turned all vegetarian what were I to do?
And if you want your wicked way with me, you'll go vegetarian
[D] I was in a spot of bother I don't mean to sound [A] nech
Mornings are the macky d's of the pleasures of the [E] flesh
I've been having Sunday fry ups since the day I was [A] born
Oh, there's only one thing [Em] for it, hardcore porn
I'm into hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it [A] last?
Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the [E] past
Without sausages and burgers I am all for [A] one
What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] porn
Tofu?
What's that supposed to [A] do?
It's like putting rubber in me gob
[D] I have to wince when I eat soya [E] mince
I want a noshing on a sausage but I'm gonna have a [A] job
She tells me eating meat is eating animal death
And if I sneak off for a kibble you should smell it on me [D] breath
If she suspects those fish and chips she won't much as touch [A] us
She better not find out about that girl through munchers
[E] Me head's in bits I jean but please answer me this
[A] I know you're vegetarian but can you still eat fish?
I'd murder for a burger, yeah yeah
Kill for a mixed grill, yeah yeah
[D] I would die for a pork pie, yeah yeah
[A] Chop off me leg for a scotch egg, yeah yeah
[E] But if I eat meat then me bedroom privileges are withdrawn
[A] I've got no blooming option, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[B] Without sausages and burgers [E] I am all for long
[A] What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] quo
Linda McCartney, God rest her soul
[A] There's some things that she could never understand
[D] A man has needs he don't want but he sees
And [E] if I saw that Bernard Matthews yes I'd shake him by the arm
[A] Grave steak, grave steak
I want steak, [A] gravy steak
I [D] miss steak, gravy steak
I [A] want steak, gravy steak
But [B] I'm a dead man if I touch meat, I have been warned
[A] It's worse for all lentils women, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[E] Without sausages and burgers I am all for long
What's she got me into?
[A] Hardcore quo Yeah, alright
Key:
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ [A] _ _
When the wife told me the good news I were head over heels
The local pig and Elvis finally doing [D] meals
To keep the missus happy there's just one thing for [A] do
Pint each, candles, table for [E] two
So I said, do you fancy the pork, the veal or the [A] flesh?
She said, I won't eat anything with a mother or a face
She turned all vegetarian what were I to do?
And if you want your wicked way with me, you'll go vegetarian
[D] I was in a spot of bother I don't mean to sound [A] nech
Mornings are the macky d's of the pleasures of the [E] flesh
I've been having Sunday fry ups since the day I was [A] born
Oh, there's only one thing [Em] for it, hardcore porn
I'm into hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it [A] last?
Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the [E] past
Without sausages and burgers I am all for [A] one
What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] porn
Tofu?
What's that supposed to [A] do?
It's like putting rubber in me gob
[D] I have to wince when I eat soya [E] mince
I want a noshing on a sausage but I'm gonna have a [A] job
She tells me eating meat is eating animal death
And if I sneak off for a kibble you should smell it on me [D] breath
If she suspects those fish and chips she won't much as touch [A] us
She better not find out about that girl through munchers
[E] Me head's in bits I jean but please answer me this
[A] I know you're vegetarian but can you still eat fish?
I'd murder for a burger, yeah yeah
Kill for a mixed grill, yeah yeah
[D] I would die for a pork pie, yeah yeah
[A] Chop off me leg for a scotch egg, yeah yeah
[E] But if I eat meat then me bedroom privileges are withdrawn
[A] I've got no blooming option, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[B] Without sausages and burgers [E] I am all for long
[A] What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] quo
Linda McCartney, God rest her soul
[A] There's some things that she could never understand
[D] A man has needs he don't want but he sees
And [E] if I saw that Bernard Matthews yes I'd shake him by the arm
[A] Grave steak, grave steak
I want steak, [A] gravy steak
I [D] miss steak, gravy steak
I [A] want steak, gravy steak
But [B] I'm a dead man if I touch meat, I have been warned
[A] It's worse for all lentils women, hardcore quo
_ Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[E] Without sausages and burgers I am all for long
What's she got me into?
[A] Hardcore quo Yeah, _ _ alright _ _
When the wife told me the good news I were head over heels
The local pig and Elvis finally doing [D] meals
To keep the missus happy there's just one thing for [A] do
Pint each, candles, table for [E] two
So I said, do you fancy the pork, the veal or the [A] flesh?
She said, I won't eat anything with a mother or a face
She turned all vegetarian what were I to do?
And if you want your wicked way with me, you'll go vegetarian
[D] I was in a spot of bother I don't mean to sound [A] nech
Mornings are the macky d's of the pleasures of the [E] flesh
I've been having Sunday fry ups since the day I was [A] born
Oh, there's only one thing [Em] for it, hardcore porn
I'm into hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it [A] last?
Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the [E] past
Without sausages and burgers I am all for [A] one
What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] porn
Tofu?
What's that supposed to [A] do?
It's like putting rubber in me gob
[D] I have to wince when I eat soya [E] mince
I want a noshing on a sausage but I'm gonna have a [A] job
She tells me eating meat is eating animal death
And if I sneak off for a kibble you should smell it on me [D] breath
If she suspects those fish and chips she won't much as touch [A] us
She better not find out about that girl through munchers
[E] Me head's in bits I jean but please answer me this
[A] I know you're vegetarian but can you still eat fish?
I'd murder for a burger, yeah yeah
Kill for a mixed grill, yeah yeah
[D] I would die for a pork pie, yeah yeah
[A] Chop off me leg for a scotch egg, yeah yeah
[E] But if I eat meat then me bedroom privileges are withdrawn
[A] I've got no blooming option, hardcore quo
Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[B] Without sausages and burgers [E] I am all for long
[A] What's she got me into?
Hardcore [D] quo
Linda McCartney, God rest her soul
[A] There's some things that she could never understand
[D] A man has needs he don't want but he sees
And [E] if I saw that Bernard Matthews yes I'd shake him by the arm
[A] Grave steak, grave steak
I want steak, [A] gravy steak
I [D] miss steak, gravy steak
I [A] want steak, gravy steak
But [B] I'm a dead man if I touch meat, I have been warned
[A] It's worse for all lentils women, hardcore quo
_ Hardcore pornography
She's got me vegetarian, I've got me free
[D] I miss me bacon but it's just how long can it last?
[A] Now the steak and kidney puddings are a thing of the past
[E] Without sausages and burgers I am all for long
What's she got me into?
[A] Hardcore quo Yeah, _ _ alright _ _
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