Chords for Tennessee Border No 2 - Homer and Jethro

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_ [Gm] _ _ [Bb] Her eyes was red, her name [Cm] was Helen.
_ [Fm] Her head looked like [Bb] a watermelon.
[Gm] _ _ Her hair was long as she had [Cm] a Tony.
_ _ [F] Her neck looked like a roll of [Gm] bologna.
_ _ [Eb] Her teeth stuck out so firm, [Gm]
she didn't have [Bb] much sense.
[C] She could gnaw a ear of corn right through [Cm] a picket fence.
[Bb] _ Her marriage license cost a [A] quarter _ [F] _ _ on the [Bb] Tennessee border.
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[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
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_ _ [Eb] One night I took [Cm] her [Bb] out to see what we could [Gm] see.
Just then I saw her husband [Gm] and he stood six [Cm] foot three.
[Bb] He had [Gm] breast knuckles [F]
all made to order.
Now my teeth are scattered on the Tennessee [Bb] border.
_ [G] _ [A] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ Her hair was red, her name [F] was Hannah.
_ Her nose looked like a big banana.
_ [Gm] _ [Bb] She weighed so much he had [F] some trouble.
_ He thought that he was [Bb] seeing double.
[Fm] _ [Eb] He put his arm around her [Gm] and he tried to hug her.
[C] But he couldn't get [Gm] close enough cause she had too [Ab] much [F] blubber.
[Bb] She was too fat, [F] he couldn't quarter.
Now she wears a girdle around [Bb] her Tennessee border.
_ [Eb] One night I took her out [Gm] just across the line.
She stumped her toes and fell in a balloturpa [D] [F] time.
[Bb]
Young man, [Gm] young man, [Eb] where is my [F] daughter?
Well the last [D] time I see her, she was turned [Bb] across the Tennessee border.
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