Chords for Please Help Me, I'm Falling - Homer And Jethro (Songs My Mother Never Sang)

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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ Please help me, I'm crawling. _
_ [Ab] She's done [Eb] it again. _
_ Slammed the door [Ab] on my _ [Eb] fingers [F] _ when I tried [Bb] to get in. _
_ She hauled [Eb] off and kicked out the last [Ab] tooth I _ had.
_ I wish [Eb] she would _ quit [Bb] it before [Eb] I get _ _ mad. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ He ain't no Van Cliburn, is he?
[Eb] He sounds more like Williams.
Roger?
[Bb] No, Ted.
_ [Eb] That's pretty good. _ _
_ Go down to the river _ [Ab] where the [Eb] water_ _ _ _
_ Stick your head [Ab] under [Eb] three [F] times and pull it [Bb] out. _ _ _
_ First you wanted [Eb] to leave me.
Then you wanted [Ab] to stay. _ _
Who will _ [Eb] miss _ [Bb] you when you won't go [Eb] away? _ _
_ Please help me, I'm falling. _
_ _ [Ab] There's [Eb] somebody new. _
_ Anything [Abm] I want, [Eb] I'll _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] give you. _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Face lifted.
_ It needs [Ab] it, no doubt. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ Please help me, I'm falling.
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