Kickapoo Chords by Tenacious D

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_ [G] _ _ [Dm] A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo
[Am] There lived a humble family, religious through and [C] through
But [F] Yeager was a black sheep and [C] he knew just what [G] to do
His [Dm] name was Young JB and he refused to step in line
[Am] A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time
[F] He wrote a tasty jam and all [C] the planets [G] did align _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing as [C] I stepped into his cave
[G] Then I sliced his fucking cockles [Bb] with a long and shiny blade
[A] So it's I who fucked the dragon, [C] fuck a lysing, fuck a loo
[G] And if you try to fuck with [Bb] me, then I shall fuck [A] you too
[C] Down _ [G] in the [A] party zone
_ _ [C] I got the pseudonode in the [A] party zone
The [C] _ _
code in [A] the party zone
Showed [C] _ _
in [A] the party zone
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[G] You dissipate my worst [Bb] somewhere where you have abhorred
[F] Your brother's feet are better than [Ab] you, Jesus, what's it more?
[G] This music in your brain [Bb] runs tongues from the dicks of hell
[F] Rock and roll's the devil's [Ab] work, he wants it to prevail
[G] You become a mindless puppy, [Bb] be on the mouth of the [F] street
Your heart will lose direction [Ab] and the hay I [G] seed will break
_ [Bb] You better step to the math, you [G] better watch your tone
_ _ [Bb] You better fall weak with [G] no telephone
_ [A] You [Bb] only hear your cry, [G] nobody hear your moan
_ [Bb] You gotta praise the Lord when [G] you're in my home
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_ _ _ Dio, can you hear [Bb] me?
I am lost and so alone
[F] I'm asking for your guidance, won't you [Ab] come down from your [G] throne?
I need a tight compadre who will [Bb] teach me how to rock
[F] My father thinks you're evil, but [Ab] man, he can suck a cock
_ [G] Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad
[F] I'll never rock as long as I'm [Ab]
stuck here with [G] my _ _ dad
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_ [Ab] _ [C] I hear you brave young jables, you are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient [Bb] method, secret doors you must [C] unlock
Your father's clutch is in this apartment neighborhood
On a journey you must go to [Bb] find the land of our [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ hearts
In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets [Ab] the sand
[C] You will form a strong alliance, [F] and the world's most [Ab] awesome band
To [C] find your favorite fortune, through [Fm] the valley you must [Ab] walk
[Cm] You will face your inner demons, [F] now build [Ab] my son [G] and [Eb] rock
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[G] So he built some fucking kicker crew with hunger in his heart
[D] And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
[Bb] But in the end he knew that he would find [C] his father a _ [Eb] _ _ [D] bride
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