Chords for Tenacious D Beezleboss (The Final Showdown)

[B] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] I am [Am] complete!
_ [Bb] _ _ Yes [A] you are fucked!
[Am] Shit out of luck!
[A] Now [Bb] I've completed [G] my cock!
It will suck!
[Bb] This world will be mine!
[Am] And you're [Bm] first in line!
[Am] You brought [Bb] me the vision, [A] now you [Eb] shall comply!
[B] Wait, [D] wait, [Gb] wait you [G] motherfucker!
_ We [D] challenge you to [A] a rock-off!
_ [Gb] _ [G] Give us [D] one chance to rock [A] your socks off!
_ [G] Fuck!
[Bm] _ _ _ [D] The [Gb] demon code [Bm] prevents me [G] from [Gb] declining a rock [Bm]-off challenge!
[D] What [Gb] are [Am] your terms?
[E] What's the catch?
_ _ _ If we win, you must take your [A] sorry ass back [E] to hell!
And also [A] you will [F] have to [G] pay [A] our rent! _
_ And what if I [Am] win?
_ [G] Then you can take Cage back to hell!
What?
Trust me Cage, it's the only way!
What the fuck are you talking about?
To be your [C] little_ [B] Fine!
Let the rock-offs begin!
[C] _ [D] _ [E] _ [G] _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [C] [Dm] I'm Lord [E] Zapple, [Gm] I love [Bm] Maxel! _
_ [C] Check [D] this [E] riff, it's [G] fucking [Bm] tasty! _
_ _ [B] I'm the devil, I can do what I [D] want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna [Gb] floss!
There's never been a rock-off that I've [Bm] ever lost!
_ _ I can't wait to take Cage back to [D] hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon tail!
[Gb] I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Mill [Bm] for nail! _
_ _ [D] _ _ Come on Cage, bring the thunder!
There's just [G] no way that [Gm] we can win, that [Bb] was a masterpiece!
Listen to me_
He rocks [D] too hard because he's [G] not a mortal man!
[Gm] Goddammit Cage!
He gonna [G] make you his [Gm] sex [Bb] slave!
You gonna gargle mayonnaise!
[D] No!
Unless we bust a massive monster [G] mamma jam!
[Gm] Dude, [G] we've been through so [Gm] much shit!
[Eb] Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[Bb] Now it's time to blow this [D] fucker down!
_ [G] Come on Cage, now it's time to blow [Eb] doors down!
I hear your [F] jibbles, now it's time to [Gm] blow doors down!
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a [Eb] showdown!
We'll [Bb] bend you over, [F] then we'll take it up [G] round town!
Now we got to blow this [Eb] fucker down!
He's [Bb] gonna rape me if [F] we do not blow [G] doors down!
[Gm] Come on Cage, now it's time to [Eb] blow doors down!
We'll [Bb] drive you, it's [F] time for a fight!
[Gm] Hey, I'm your great star!
The [D] only boss!
[Bb] We know your weakness!
[D] We'll [Gm] rock the cash box [D] and blow your mind!
[Bb] We will defeat you, for [D] all mankind!
You call the [Gm] sister, [D] we call the thief!
[Bb] You are the devil, [F] we are the thief!
[G] _ [D] _ [Bb] [F] We are [D] the thief!
[Bb] _
[F] _ [G] _ [Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Eb] [Bb] You [G] _ _ _ [Gb] got the fucking lame!
Come on Cage, you're coming [G] with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!
[Bb] _ _ _ _
[D] Fucking whore!
Oh no!
From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete [C] again!
No!
[B] [D] Fuck [Db] _ [E] _ _
[Eb] _ [G] _ [Gb] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] _ [Dbm] _ _
[Em] [Eb] you [Gm] Cage, and [Gbm] fuck you [G] tables!
I'll get you tenaciously!
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _