Sweet Transvestite Chords by Tim Curry

_ _ _ _ _ [E] How'd you do I?
[G] _ See you've met [A] mine
faithful _
[D#] _ handyman
He's just [E] a little broad dying [F#] because [G] when you not
[A] He thought you were the [D#] candy man
_ _ _ [E] Don't get strung [F#] [G] up
By the way, I look
[A] Don't judge a book [D] by [E] its cover
I'm not much of a man [F#m] [G] by the light of day, [A] but by night I'm one hell [E] of a lover
I'm just [B] a sweet transvestite _
_ _ _ _ [A] From _ _
Transsexual
_ Transylvania
[E] _ _ _
_ _ Let me show you a rhyme [F#] maybe
[G] Play you some
You [A] look like you both [E] pretty groovy
_ Are you one something this year?
[F#] [G] Oh, that's not true of us.
No
[A] We could take in an old [E] Steve Reeves move
_ I'm glad we caught you at [F#] home
[G] Could we use your phone?
[A] _ We're both in [D#] a bit of a [E] hurry, right?
We'll just say where we are then [F#] go back [G] to the car
_ _ [A] We don't want to be any [D#] worry
[E] _ _ Well, you got caught with a flat [F#] world
[G] How about that?
_ [A] Well babies, [D] don't [E] you panic?
By the light of the night
[F#] [G] It'll all seem alright.
[A] I'll get [E] you a satanic
Mechanic, I'm just [B] a sweet _ transvestite
_ _ _ [A] from _
Transsexual
_ _ _ [E] Transylvania _ _
_ _ _ Why don't you [D#] stay for the [F#] night [G] or maybe [D#] I _ [A] could show you my favorite
[E] _ Obsession [D#] [E] I've been making [G#] a man
[F#] _ [G] With blonde hair and a [A] tan and [A#] he's good for relieving my
[E] Tension.
[B] I'm just a sweet
_ transvestite
_ _ _ [A] From
_ _ Transsexual
_ _ [E] Transylvania
_ _ _ _ _ I'm just [B] a sweet _ transvestite
_ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ Transsexual [E] Transylvania
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
So come up to the lab [G] and
See what's on the slab.
I
see you shiver with anticipation _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] But _ maybe the rain [G] is really to blame
_ So [A] I'll remove the cause _ _ _ _ _ _
But not the symptom _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _