Chords for Sweet Transvestite

_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[G] I see you met my [A] _ fable hand [G] man.
He's [E] just a little broke [G] down.
Cause when you're not, [A] he thought you were the [G] canned man.
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[G] _ By the way I [A] don't judge a book by [E] it's cover. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] By the light of day, [A] but by night I'm one [E] hell of a liar.
I'm [B] just a sweet, twenty-fifth star _ _ [A] from _ sensational _ _ _ [E] Trincompeia. _ _ _
_ _ _ Let me show you all [G] my gifts, play you a sound.
[A] You look like you're full of [E] pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual, [G] not too abysmal.
[A] We could take in an old, [E] sleep-reading movie.
Well yeah, got caught _
[G] wet.
How about [A] that?
Well baby, don't you [E] panic. _ _ _ _ _
[G] It all seems alright.
[A] I'll get you a satanic [E] _ [E] mechanic.
I'm [B] just a sweet, twenty-fifth star _ _ [A] from _ _ sensational _ _ [E] Trincompeia. _ _ _
_ _ Why don't you stay for the [G] night?
Or maybe a bite.
[A] I could show you my [E] favorite kitchen.
[Eb] _ [E] I'll make it a [G] man with blonde hair and a [A] tan.
And he's good [Eb] for relieving [E] my tension.
I'm [B] just a sweet, _ _ transvestite.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ From [E] Transylvania. _ _ _
_ _ I'm [B] just a sweet, _ _ transvestite.
_ [A] From _ _ sensational _ _ [E] Transylvania. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So, _ come up to the lab _ and see what's on the [G] slab.
_ [E] See you shiver with anticipation. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] Isn't really to blame.
[A] So I remove the cap. _ _
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