Chords for Stuffed If I Know, John Williamson

This is a little one I was inspired by a mate of mine.
He said his old man came to the doorway while he was having a bit of a bludge.
He was lying back in bed.
_ Very late in the morning.
His old [C] man said, _ _ _ _ _ _
Well I'm stuffed if I [F] know.
[C] Stuffed if I [G] know.
Stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in [C] the wrong game.
Yes I'm stuffed if I [F] know.
Stuffed if I [G] know.
_ Stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in the wrong [C] game.
_ Jeez mate you give me the shits. _
You [G] polish your boots about once every [C] leap year.
Look at them.
_ And you wash your socks [F] once every three months.
And you say whether they need [C] it or not.
[G]
With your old guitar lying down there beside you.
You admit it. _
You wouldn't give a fart if your kitchen [C] floorboards rot. _ _ _
[Em] And you wouldn't dream of getting out of bed before midday.
Oh no.
_ _ [F]
Your dole check doesn't get down till one o'clock.
_ _ _ [G] While me I'm out here working for a quick.
And you.
_ You're down there laughing your arse off.
[C] _ _ Well I'm stuffed if I know.
[F] _ [Cm] [Gm] Stuffed if [Cm] I know.
[G] _
Stuffed if I know.
I think [C] I'm in the wrong game.
Yes I'm.
Stuffed if I know.
[F] _ Stuffed if I [G] know.
Stuffed if I know.
I [C] think I'm in the wrong game. _
I've seen you down there scoring a bag at the tavern.
_ Hanging around with your bloody [F] smelly friends.
_ _ _ [C] _ [G]
They're just a pack of no-ovens. _ _ _ _ _
Useless bastards they are.
[C] _ _ _ And [G] you only mowed the lawn to get down to the [C] dunny.
_ _ And you haven't even brought my [F] bloody mower back.
_ Fetching [C] bloody bastards [G] in my time I tell you what.
But mate.
You take the cake.
[C] _
_ Yes I'm.
Stuffed if I know.
[F] _
Stuffed if I know.
[G] _ Stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in the [C] wrong game.
Yes I'm.
Stuffed if I [F] know.
Stuffed if I [G] know.
I'm stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in the [C] wrong game.
You borrow me Holden and you bring it back empty.
_ _ [Fm] You're as cunning as a shit-ass [F] rat. _
_ And look at [G] you.
Skinny as a rake.
And as ugly as a handful of arseholes.
And the women [C] love you.
_ Well I'm.
Stuffed if I know.
[F] _ Stuffed if I [G] know.
I'm stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in the wrong [C] game.
I'm _
[G] [C] stuffed if I [F] know.
I think I'm in the wrong game.
I'm stuffed if I [G] know.
Stuffed if I know.
I think I'm in the wrong game.
Think I'm in the wrong game.
Think I'm in the [C] wrong game.
[F] _ _ [C]
That's _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ all. _ _ _ _ _