Chords for Stuart - Dead Milkmen
Tempo:
90 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
Bb
A
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
You know what, Stewart?
[C] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like [C] the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get [C] me wrong.
They're fine [Bb] people.
They're good [C] Americans.
But they're content to sit back and maybe [A] watch a little Morse and Minion on Channel 57.
[F] Maybe [A] kick back [Dm] a cool, gory 16-houter.
[F] They're good, fine people, Stewart.
But they [Bb] don't know [F] what the queers are doing to the [C] soil!
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he's the most scraggly.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] burrow owl.
He kept bugging [Bb] his old man, Dad, [A] get me a burrow owl!
I'll never ask [F] for anything else as long [A] as I live.
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] worker kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? [Ab] He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] burrow owl. [Eb] I say, don't be Jesus [Ab] on a promo date! [Eb] Everybody knows [Gm] the burrow [Ab] owls live in a [Eb] hole in the ground! Why the hell do they think they call them [Eb] burrow owls anyway? [Bb] Now, Stewart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about ten years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that [C] carnival that comes to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a rifle and a mixer. The man said, [F] keep your [A] head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a [F] daredevil, just like [A] his old man. He was leaning out and said, [F] hey everybody, look at me, look at me! Now, [C] he was decapitated. They found his head over by [Ab] a pillbox in session. A few [G] days after that, [Ab] I opened [Eb] up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there [Ab] from Point Low, Colorado, and it's a [Gm] check for Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stewart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stewart. You can't build [Bb] on it, you [C] can't grow anything [D] in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, [F] Stewart. I [A] know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God! You know what, Stewart? [C] I like you. You're not [D] like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. [N]
[C] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like [C] the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get [C] me wrong.
They're fine [Bb] people.
They're good [C] Americans.
But they're content to sit back and maybe [A] watch a little Morse and Minion on Channel 57.
[F] Maybe [A] kick back [Dm] a cool, gory 16-houter.
[F] They're good, fine people, Stewart.
But they [Bb] don't know [F] what the queers are doing to the [C] soil!
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he's the most scraggly.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] burrow owl.
He kept bugging [Bb] his old man, Dad, [A] get me a burrow owl!
I'll never ask [F] for anything else as long [A] as I live.
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] worker kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? [Ab] He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] burrow owl. [Eb] I say, don't be Jesus [Ab] on a promo date! [Eb] Everybody knows [Gm] the burrow [Ab] owls live in a [Eb] hole in the ground! Why the hell do they think they call them [Eb] burrow owls anyway? [Bb] Now, Stewart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about ten years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that [C] carnival that comes to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a rifle and a mixer. The man said, [F] keep your [A] head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a [F] daredevil, just like [A] his old man. He was leaning out and said, [F] hey everybody, look at me, look at me! Now, [C] he was decapitated. They found his head over by [Ab] a pillbox in session. A few [G] days after that, [Ab] I opened [Eb] up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there [Ab] from Point Low, Colorado, and it's a [Gm] check for Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stewart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stewart. You can't build [Bb] on it, you [C] can't grow anything [D] in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, [F] Stewart. I [A] know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God! You know what, Stewart? [C] I like you. You're not [D] like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. [N]
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You know what, Stewart?
[C] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like [C] the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get [C] me wrong.
They're fine [Bb] people.
They're good [C] Americans.
But they're content to sit back and maybe [A] watch a little Morse and Minion on Channel 57.
[F] Maybe [A] kick back [Dm] a cool, gory 16-houter.
[F] They're good, fine people, Stewart.
But they [Bb] don't know [F] what the queers are doing to the [C] soil!
_ _ [F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he's the most scraggly.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] burrow owl.
He kept bugging [Bb] his old man, Dad, [A] get me a burrow owl!
I'll never ask [F] for anything else as long [A] as I live.
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] worker kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? [Ab] He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] burrow owl. [Eb] I say, don't be Jesus [Ab] on a promo date! [Eb] Everybody knows [Gm] the burrow [Ab] owls live in a [Eb] hole in the ground! Why the hell do they think they call them [Eb] burrow owls anyway? [Bb] Now, Stewart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about ten years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that [C] carnival that comes to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a rifle and a mixer. The man said, [F] keep your [A] head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a [F] daredevil, just like [A] his old man. He was leaning out and said, [F] hey everybody, look at me, look at me! Now, [C] he was decapitated. They found his head over by [Ab] a pillbox in session. A few [G] days after that, [Ab] I opened [Eb] up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there [Ab] from Point Low, Colorado, and it's a [Gm] check for Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stewart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stewart. You can't build [Bb] on it, you [C] can't grow anything [D] in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, [F] Stewart. I [A] know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God! You know what, Stewart? [C] I like you. You're not [D] like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
[C] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like [C] the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get [C] me wrong.
They're fine [Bb] people.
They're good [C] Americans.
But they're content to sit back and maybe [A] watch a little Morse and Minion on Channel 57.
[F] Maybe [A] kick back [Dm] a cool, gory 16-houter.
[F] They're good, fine people, Stewart.
But they [Bb] don't know [F] what the queers are doing to the [C] soil!
_ _ [F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he's the most scraggly.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] burrow owl.
He kept bugging [Bb] his old man, Dad, [A] get me a burrow owl!
I'll never ask [F] for anything else as long [A] as I live.
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] worker kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? [Ab] He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] burrow owl. [Eb] I say, don't be Jesus [Ab] on a promo date! [Eb] Everybody knows [Gm] the burrow [Ab] owls live in a [Eb] hole in the ground! Why the hell do they think they call them [Eb] burrow owls anyway? [Bb] Now, Stewart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about ten years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that [C] carnival that comes to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a rifle and a mixer. The man said, [F] keep your [A] head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a [F] daredevil, just like [A] his old man. He was leaning out and said, [F] hey everybody, look at me, look at me! Now, [C] he was decapitated. They found his head over by [Ab] a pillbox in session. A few [G] days after that, [Ab] I opened [Eb] up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there [Ab] from Point Low, Colorado, and it's a [Gm] check for Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stewart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stewart. You can't build [Bb] on it, you [C] can't grow anything [D] in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, [F] Stewart. I [A] know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God! You know what, Stewart? [C] I like you. You're not [D] like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. _ _ _ _ [N] _ _