Stuart Chords by The Dead Milkmen
Tempo:
89.9 bpm
Chords used:
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C
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Bb
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
You know what Stuart?
[D] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like the [C] other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit [F] back, maybe [A] watch a little more dominion on channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool, cool 16-ouncer.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
But they don't [F] know what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the [F] neighbors say he smokes crackling.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
Just like his old man.
Dad, get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything [A] else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down a twice [F] in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Werther kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, [Ab] I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. I [Eb] say, don't make Jesus [Ab] on a bulldog's day. [Eb] Everybody knows [Ab] the furrow owl lives [Eb] in a hole in the [Ab] ground. Why the hell do you think they call him a [Eb] furrow owl anyway? Now, [Bb] Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know what [F] the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of it about 10 years ago. The summer my oldest [F] boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes through town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a [Dm] ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil. [F] Just like his [A] old man. He was leading out then. Hey, [F] everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, [C] you watch these top mediators. They found his head [Ab] over by the [Bb] cell phone concession. [Eb] A few days [Ab] after that, I opened up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there called One World Colorado. And it's addressed to [Gm] Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, Do [Eb] You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stuart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population, Des [F] Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on [Bb] it. You can't [C] grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the [F] aliens. They're [A] building landing strips for gay [F] Martians. I swear to God. You know [C] what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like [G] the other people [F] here in the sailor park. [N]
[D] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like the [C] other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit [F] back, maybe [A] watch a little more dominion on channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool, cool 16-ouncer.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
But they don't [F] know what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the [F] neighbors say he smokes crackling.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
Just like his old man.
Dad, get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything [A] else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down a twice [F] in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Werther kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, [Ab] I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. I [Eb] say, don't make Jesus [Ab] on a bulldog's day. [Eb] Everybody knows [Ab] the furrow owl lives [Eb] in a hole in the [Ab] ground. Why the hell do you think they call him a [Eb] furrow owl anyway? Now, [Bb] Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know what [F] the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of it about 10 years ago. The summer my oldest [F] boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes through town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a [Dm] ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil. [F] Just like his [A] old man. He was leading out then. Hey, [F] everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, [C] you watch these top mediators. They found his head [Ab] over by the [Bb] cell phone concession. [Eb] A few days [Ab] after that, I opened up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there called One World Colorado. And it's addressed to [Gm] Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, Do [Eb] You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stuart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population, Des [F] Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on [Bb] it. You can't [C] grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the [F] aliens. They're [A] building landing strips for gay [F] Martians. I swear to God. You know [C] what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like [G] the other people [F] here in the sailor park. [N]
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_ _ _ You know what Stuart?
[D] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like the [C] other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit [F] back, maybe [A] watch a little more dominion on channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool, cool 16-ouncer.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
But they don't [F] know what the queers are doing [C] to the soil. _ _
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the [F] neighbors say he smokes crackling.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
Just like his old man.
Dad, get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything [A] else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down a twice [F] in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Werther kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, [Ab] I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. I [Eb] say, don't make Jesus [Ab] on a bulldog's day. [Eb] Everybody knows [Ab] the furrow owl lives [Eb] in a hole in the [Ab] ground. Why the hell do you think they call him a [Eb] furrow owl anyway? Now, [Bb] Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know what [F] the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of it about 10 years ago. The summer my oldest [F] boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes through town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a [Dm] ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil. [F] Just like his [A] old man. He was leading out then. Hey, [F] everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, [C] you watch these top mediators. They found his head [Ab] over by the [Bb] cell phone concession. [Eb] A few days [Ab] after that, I opened up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there called One World Colorado. And it's addressed to [Gm] Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, Do [Eb] You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stuart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population, Des [F] Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on [Bb] it. You can't [C] grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the [F] aliens. They're [A] building landing strips for gay [F] Martians. I swear to God. You know [C] what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like [G] the other people [F] here in the sailor park. _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I like you.
[Bb] You're not like the [C] other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit [F] back, maybe [A] watch a little more dominion on channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool, cool 16-ouncer.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
But they don't [F] know what the queers are doing [C] to the soil. _ _
[F] You know that Johnny Werther kid, the kid that learns [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the [F] neighbors say he smokes crackling.
I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
Just like his old man.
Dad, get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything [A] else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down a twice [F] in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Werther kid looking up the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, [Ab] I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. I [Eb] say, don't make Jesus [Ab] on a bulldog's day. [Eb] Everybody knows [Ab] the furrow owl lives [Eb] in a hole in the [Ab] ground. Why the hell do you think they call him a [Eb] furrow owl anyway? Now, [Bb] Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know what [F] the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of it about 10 years ago. The summer my oldest [F] boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes through town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a [Dm] ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil. [F] Just like his [A] old man. He was leading out then. Hey, [F] everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, [C] you watch these top mediators. They found his head [Ab] over by the [Bb] cell phone concession. [Eb] A few days [Ab] after that, I opened up the mail, and there's a pamphlet in there called One World Colorado. And it's addressed to [Gm] Bill Jr. [Ab] And it's entitled, Do [Eb] You Know What the Queers [Bb] Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, Stuart, [F] if you look at the soil around any [C] large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population, Des [F] Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on [Bb] it. You can't [C] grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the [F] aliens. They're [A] building landing strips for gay [F] Martians. I swear to God. You know [C] what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like [G] the other people [F] here in the sailor park. _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _