Chords for SNAP - Ray Jessel - What She's Got

[C] _ _ _ Being [Em] gay can be a problem, it's true, _ _ _ [Am] but being [C] straight _ can have [Gm] its problems, [A] too.
_ _ _ _ [F] I met this girl, _ _ [G] and she's just great, _ _ [Em] but the problem [B] is that I [Gm] am straight. _ _ _
_ [Ab] You ask, how [G] can this be? _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] Listen, _ _ and you [G] _
will see. _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ [E] _ She's got [C] that style, _ she's [Eb] got that [B] smile, _ [Bb] she's got the talk, she's [A] got the walk, _ [Gbm] she's got that [Am] zing. _
[F] There's just one thing, [Am] she's got [Bbm] a penis, _ _ [Db] _ _ [Gm] _ [C] she's got a penis.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[G] _ [C] She's got that flair, [B] knows what to wear, [Ebm] she's [Bb] got that face, that [A] girlish grace.
_ [D] She's got _ [Am] pizzazz, too bad she has a [Db] [Bb] penis.
_ _ [Ab] _
[G] She's _ [C] got a penis.
[Bb] _ _
[Ab] _ [G] _ _ [C] _ Now, _ nobody's perfect, I must admit.
Say, how many [Em] times do all the pieces [F]
fit?
_ [Am] She's got more going [Bm] than most other dolls.
[F] Oops, [G] I forgot about the balls.
But [C] she's so hip, _ this [B] babe's a trip. _
[Bb] She's disdain gay, she's [A] got cachet, _ [Gbm] she's quite a [Am] dame, ain't it a shame, a [C] crime that's heinous.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [A] _ _
[Dm] Those lips, [Eb] those eyes, [G] then, [A] big surprise, that [G] penis. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ There's [C] always some failure, always some flaw, ain't that what they call _ [F] Murphy's Law?
[Am] But male [G]
genitalia, that's [Bm] where I draw the [D] line, _ [F]
besides, [G] hers is bigger than [F] mine.
_ [C] She's got class, she's [B] got that sass, she's [Bb] got that chic, she's [A] got mystique, she's [Am] smooth, she's hot.
She's got a lot, [C] except a mount of venus.
_ _ [Gm] _ _
[A] _ _ [C] It's a [Eb] tragedy, _ [C]
but [Em] where that [A] should be, [C] she's got a penis.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ [Em] She's got a penis.
[C] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [A] _
_ [Dm] My [Eb] life's a mess, _ [Em]
cause under [A] that dress, [G] she's got a [Ab] _
[C] penis.
_ _ _ Yes!
_ [N] _
_ Boom! _ _ _ _
Thank you, Harry. _ _ _ _ _ _
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