Chords for Sleaford Mods Double Diamond (Spectre 2011) by James Turner Photography

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[D] _ _ _ [C#] Bones, _ _ [G#] _
_ [C#] _ _ _ Bones, _ [G#] _
_ [C#] _ _ Bones
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_ [C#m] These early [B] mornings just fuck [C#] me up
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[B] [C#] Smell of pale [G#m] ale makes a man [C#] pale, dog
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[B] _ [C#] I can't stand this fucking line anymore
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[B] _ [C#] Shit galore, work ass
[G#] _
[B] [C#] And a nick of block of chlorine, block up
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[B] [C#] I don't like puddings
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[E] I'm [C#] dodging diamonds on 16 rep per minute
[G#]
[B] This [C#] is the big cockface bastard
And he's having the fucking [G#] limit
[B] _ [C#] Tomato sauce is a mushroom
_ [G#] Looks [B] really [C#] dirty on my fucking plate
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[B] I [C#] got a fishbone hanging from my bum like a matchstick mate
[G#] _
[B] [C#] The yellow street light, I'm leading, diesel
[G#] I [B] _ [C#] style, _ _ _ _ [G#] _
[G#m] [C#] Popga's a whiz, _ _ _ Popga's a [G#] weasel
[B] [C#] The A52, Saturday Night Thriller
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[B] But without [C#] the chimpanzee and torching kiddie fiddler
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[B] [C#] I don't like puddings
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[B] I want a [C#] big mom-o to suck me up
Who goes [G#] there?
[B] It's [C#] Captain Cook from the planet
I still don't know what the fuck I'm [G#] on about, [B] dog
[C#] _ _ Minimum cage, [G#m]
maximum [C#] cage
For me [G#] and you
[B] _ [C#] _ _ Minimum cage, [G#]
[B] maximum [C#] cage
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[C#] Eat it
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[B] _ [C#] _ Money, money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money
These fucking drug dealers
[G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ After about a year they start to lose [G#]
[B] weight
[C#] _ _ Stan, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ you're not my fucking problem mate
[G#] _
[B] _ [C#] You see a man in a van, he can't have a laugh with these [G#] twats
[B] Just looking [C#] at you like you're going on about something you shouldn't be going on about
[G#] _
[B] _ [C#] What are you gonna do?
Money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ money
Why don't you go and get your main supplier [G#] over here [B] then?
[C#] It won't take you five minutes
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[B] _ [C#] _ Fucking wanker only lives in St [G#] Anne's
[B] _ [C#] Why don't you tell him I'm a prostitute?
[G#]
He'll come [C#] over then
In fact, why don't you tell him I'm [G#] a [B] prostitute [C#] on crack
And that I'm willing
In fact, more [G#] than willing [B] [C#] to be a slave to wiggle and worm
[G#m] Through the rotten [C#] soil of nowhere land
[G#]
[B] To [C#] live on scraps fed from the [G#] palm of his [B] hand
[C#] _ Go and get your fucking mind, [G#] _
[B] [C#] shithead
_ Money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money
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[B] _ [C#] _ _ Money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money, _ _ [G#] _
[B] _ [C#] _ _ money
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