Jobseeker (HQ live & lyrics) - Sleaford Mods Chords

_ _ _ _ Tell me Mr [E] Williamson, what have [Gm] you done in order to find [A] gainful employment since your last signing [Em] update?
Oh fuck all!
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No no [E] no no no [G] _ [A] no no no no no no no no no!
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_ _ [E] 19 [G].2!
Ta!
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_ _ [E] 18 [G].4 mate!
Metal!
[A] What?
_ _ [E] 19 [G].2!
Ta!
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_ [E] 18.4 [G] mate!
Metal!
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_ [E] Jobseeker!
Can of [G] strong blow on my mess, [A] desperately pushing on to a leaflet on [E] depression, [G] supplied to me by the [A] NHS!
It's anyone's guess how [E] I got here!
[G] Anyone's [A] guess how I'll go!
I suck on a roll-off, pull your [G] jeans off, fuck [A] off!
I'm going home!
Jobseeker!
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_ [E] Jobseeker!
No!
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Tell me Mr [E] Williamson, what have you done [G] in order to find gainful [A] employment since your last signing update?
[Em] Fuck all!
I sat around the house wanking, and I [Am] want to know why they don't serve coffee here!
My [E] signing on time's supposed to [G] be ten past eleven, [A] it's now twelve o'clock, and some of these [E] smelly bastards [G] need [Am] exterminating!
Mr Williamson, [E] your employment history [G] looks quite impressive!
[A] I'm looking at pre-managerial positions [E] you previously held [G] with quite profitable [A] companies!
Isn't this something you'd like [Em] to go back to?
[G] No?
I [A] just end up fucking robbing the place!
You got a [E] till full of twenties looking at [G] you all day?
Well I'm only [A] going to fucking make it!
I've got jobs [E] to take, and a [G] mind to break!
[A] And a mind to break!
[E] And a [G] mind to break!
[A] I'm going to break my mind I said!
Well Jobseeker!
[E] Can a strong [G] blow on my mess?
[A] Desperately put it on, through a leaflet on [E] depression!
[G] Supply to me, like the [A] NHS!
Is anyone's guess how [E] I'll go?
Here they are!
[G] Anyone's [A] guess how I'll go?
I'll suck on them [E] all, all your [G] genes, oh fuck [A] off!
I'm going home!
Jobseeker!
[E] One that!
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Jobseeker!
[E] Two!
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Jobseeker!
[E] Three!
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Jobseeker!
[E] _ [G] Jobseeker!
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Jobseeker!
[E] Jobseeker! Jobseeker!
[G] _ [Am] Jobseeker! _
Jobseeker!
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Jobseeker!
[E] _ _ [G] _ [A] Jobseeker! _
Jobseeker!
[E] Jobseeker! Jobseeker! Jobseeker! [G] Jobseeker!
[A] Jobseeker!
Jobseeker! Jobseeker!
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Jobseeker!
_ [E] _ _ [G] _ [A] jump. _
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_ _ [E] _ [G] No, no, no, [Am] no, no, no.
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