Chords for Send This to your Crush With No Context

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_ _ [A] _ I remember when I first [D] met you, your hair so sweet [A] and soft, I just wanted [E] to cut it
off and take it home with [A] me.
We had a playdate [D] at the playground with our friend Tim, [A] _ but he got in the nice [E] man's van
when candy was offered to him, [F#m] and he left the [D] two of us together.
_ _ [A] _ _ Sexual tensions [E] were so high, wait nevermind this is us as [F#m] children, and now that I think
of [D] it singing about childhood love when I'm an adult is kind of [A] pedophilic so I'm just
gonna have to jump ahead a couple [E] years. _
_ Oh, [A] do you remember [D] when we first kissed?
_ _ [A] _ I was so nervous [E] that I nearly missed, that was a Nickelback [A] reference.
And do you remember the time that your [D] mom got her hair stuck in the garbage disposal
while washing [A] dishes so we had no other choice but to scalp her [E] with Fisher Price scissors?
_ _ [F#m] And the time you left the [D] stove on and the cat lit itself on fire, [A] and his smoldering
corpse burned down the [E] rest of the house.
_ _ [F#m] _ And to cheer you [D] up I went to the store, and [A] I bought you some socks, then [E] you told me
you were cheating on me.
_ [A] So I tried to do the science [D] to find out why you would do this to me, [A] and all I got was
evidence that the US moon [E] landing was fake.
I [A] suppose there's things more important like why are so [D] many schools being shut up in America
like [A] seriously, and I'm worried about a girl so I should [E] probably just stop.
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