Chords for Seamus Kennedy - Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory

_ [D] Okay, _ be that [Gm] as it may, the next song is about seven old women [F] locked up in a public
[G] jam for a week, and their eventual [D#] release.
See, we have seven old ladies here, there's one. _
A little [C#] shiver will move her, that's her, right? _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
[N] _ _ _ How we do this one?
We will sing, Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies get locked in the [G#m] lavatory.
They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
Fa [B] la la, fa la la, fa la la la la la la [C#] la la.
You said bullshit.
Okay, like that.
[F#] Easy.
_ Are you ready?
What's the seven ladies name?
_ Wendy.
Lindy.
_ Wow, that's what they used [F] to call Charles Lindbergh.
[D] _ _ _ _ No, but really, I don't make [N] that stuff up.
_ Okay, you caught me.
The Lindy Hut, named after Charles Lindbergh.
You remember the Lindy Hut?
A little bit of a new look.
Were you born in 1920?
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Seven _ _ [G#] old ladies get locked in the lavatory.
[C#] They were there from [Fm] Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
[G#] Fa la la, fa la la, _ fa la la la [C] la la la [C#] la.
Bullshit.
[D#] That's what you're all supposed to shout.
[C#] Bullshit.
_ [G#] Fa la la, [C#] fa la la, fa la la la la la la la.
Bullshit.
I heard you go so hard about that as the little boy said to Michael J.
Yeah.
I'm not going to do that.
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_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
[G#] I'm not going to do [C#] _
that.
_ _ _ I'm not going to do that.
[G#] I'm not going to do that. _ _ _
_ _ [C#] I'm not going to do that. _
_ _ [G#] I'm not going to do that. _
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ [G#] I'm not going to do [C#] that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
And they told her what can [G#] the matter be?
The ladies got locked in the lavatory.
[C#] They were there from Sunday to [G#] Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la la la la [C#] la la.
Bullshit.
I wonder if Grassy has been transferred. _
_ The next old lady was Mrs.
Humphreys.
She went inside and she made [C] herself [C#] comfy.
She tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free.
[Fm] Nobody knew [C#] she was there.
Let me [F] hear you.
[C#] Oh dear, what can the [G#] matter be?
That an old lady was locked in the [F] [C#] lavatory.
They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
[G#] Nobody knew they were there.
[G#] Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la [F] la la la [C#] la.
_ _ The next old lady, her name was Margaret.
[G#] She put in her penny and inside she darted.
[C#] What a waste of a penny.
She only put [Fm] in_
Nobody knew she was there.
Just believe.
Oh dear, what can the [G#] matter be?
That an old lady was locked in the lavatory.
[C#] They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
[Fm] Nobody [C#m] knew they were there.
Fa la [G#] la, fa la [G#] la, fa la la la la la la.
_ [C#] Bullshit.
Oh, how charmingly feminine.
How ladylike.
Bullshit.
_ The next old lady, her name was [G#] Brenda.
She went inside to adjust her [F] [C#] suspender.
It somehow got caught in her masculine [G#] gender.
Nobody [F] knew she was there.
Oh, the [C#] men.
Oh dear, what can the [G#] matter be? _ _
_ _ You're just asking to get your asses kicked [C#] by the women again, aren't you?
_ They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
_ [Fm] Nobody knew they were there.
[G#] Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la la la la.
Fa la la, fa la la, [C#] fa la la la la la.
[G#] Bullshit.
Oh, good, you're [C#] a beautiful woman.
_ The next old lady, her name was Bridget.
[G#] She sat on the mold and she started to [A#] fidget.
[C#] She flushed herself down because she was a nigger.
[Fm] Nobody [C#] knew she was there.
Oh, the _ _ heterosexuals.
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
That an old lady was locked in the lavatory.
They were there from Sunday to [G#] Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la la la.
Fa la la, [C#] fa la la, fa la la la la.
Bullshit.
The next old lady was old Mrs.
Draper.
[G#] She went inside, but she couldn't find the paper.
[C#] All she could find was a bricklayer's scraper.
[G#] _ _ Nobody_
How the [C#] wholesome lot of fun.
_ Oh dear, what can the [G#] matter be?
That an old lady was locked in the [A#] lavatory.
[C#] They were there from Sunday to [G#] Saturday.
Nobody knew [C#] they were there.
[G#] Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la la la.
Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la [C#] la la.
Bullshit.
_ Would you mind shouting with everybody else?
_ The last old lady was old Mrs.
[G#] Brewster.
She couldn't see quite as well as [F] she used to.
[C#] She sat on the handle and poured some buddy booze [G#] first.
And everybody knew she was [C#] there.
_ _ Oh dear, what can the matter be?
That an old lady was locked in the [A#] lavatory.
[C#] They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
[G#] Nobody knew they were [C#] there.
[G#] Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la la la.
Fa la la, [F] fa la la, fa la la la la. [C#] Oh _ dear.
[N] _
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Well, you're not going to practice at night, are you? _