Chords for Screamin Jay Hawkins - I Am The Cool

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[D] _ _ _ [F] I'm the one your [D] mama warned you [C] about.
[Dm] _ When you see me, [D] I will [C] leave you no doubt.
[D] _ _ [F] I'm the [G] coolest man [C] that ever walked this earth.
[D] I've been the [G] coolest since [D] the day of my [C] birth.
[D] I [F] am the cool.
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_ [F] _ [D] _ I drive a little [F] red sports [D] car, as you plainly can see.
_ These [F] young girls, I [D] can't keep [C] them away from me.
[D] You know [F] Madonna?
[G] Well, I saw her [C] yesterday.
_ [D] Had too [F] many women, [G] so I [Dm] pushed her [Fm] away.
[Dm] _ [F] Walked into the Paramount Hotel [D] in New York City.
_ There were [F] 72 [D] women waiting there [C] just for me.
[Dm] _ Just one [G] problem with all these women [C] so fine.
[D] So many of [G] them, [Dm] so little [Am] time.
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[F] I am the [D] cool.
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_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ I wear the coolest [F] clothes [D] that ever could be.
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I look [F] so good, even [D] Calvin [C] Klein stares at [D] me.
[F] Red bands on my [B] hat, a [C] glass of chevres in my [D] hand.
[F] One look at [G] me, and the [D] little girls understand.
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[F] Someone come up [D] with a gun to steal the Rolex off my wrist.
[F] Two seconds later, he was [D] down [C] with one blow of my [D] fist.
I [F] dragged his sorry ass [G] to the [C] town in the middle of the day.
[D] I hung him up on a [G] flagpole with a [D] sign,
Don't Mess With [C] Screamin' Jay.
[D] _ [F] I am the cool.
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[Dm] The [F] finest restaurant, [D] well they all know me by my [Am] name.
[D] _ [F] They gave me the best [D] table and sent [G] everyone [D] else away.
[F] Fezzin' under glass, [Em] lobster and [C] steak [F] tartare.
[D] _ Finished it [G] off with a fine [Dm] Cuban cigar.
[D] _ [F] Headed on back [D] home to my penthouse [Am] suite.
[Dm] To the fine young lady [D] who's good enough [G] to eat.
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[D] She feeds [F] me grapes and [Em] cheese and opens the [C] darn belly on [D] me.
And we made [G] love until the [D] night time is [F] gone.
[D] _ [F] I am the [D] cool.
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[D] _ _ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ Frozen, _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] [Am] cold.
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[D] I got sickles on my toes.
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[D] _ _ [F] _ [D] I am [G] the [C] cool.
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[D] _ _ [F] _ [D] [B] I'm winter.
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[D] I'm on blizzards.
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[D] _ _ [F] I [D] make you chill.
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