I Am The Cool Chords by Screamin Jay Hawkins

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[D] _ _ _ [F] I'm the one your mama [D] warned you about.
[C] _ [D] When you [F] see me, [D] I will leave you [C] no doubt.
_ [D] _ [F] I'm the coolest [G] man that ever [C] walked this [D] earth.
I've been the coolest [G] since the [D] day of my birth.
[D] _ I am [F] the cool.
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[G] _ _ [D] _ I drive a little [F] red sports car, [D] as you plainly can see.
_ [F] Then young girls, I [D] can't keep them [C] away from me.
[D] _ You know [F] Madonna?
Well, [G] I saw her [C] yesterday.
_ [D] Had too [Dm] many women, [G] so I [Dm] pushed her away.
_ Walked [F] into the Paramount [D] Hotel in New York City.
There were [F] 72 [D] women waiting there [C] just for me.
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Just [Dm] one [G] problem with all these women [C] so [Am] fine.
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So many of [G] them, [F] so little [Am] time.
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[F] I am the [D] cool. _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ I wear the coolest [F] clothes [D] that ever could be.
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[D] I [F] look so good, even [D] Calvin [C] Klein stares at [D] me.
[F] Red bands on my [B] hat, a [C] glass of sherbets in my [D] hand.
[Dm] One look [G] at me, and the little [D] girls [Am] understand.
[Dm] _ Someone [F] come up with a [D] gun to steal the Rolex off my wrist.
_ [A] Two seconds later, he [Dm] was down with one [C] pull of my fist.
[D] I [F] dragged his sorry [G] ass to the town [C] in the middle of the day.
[D] I hung him up on [Em] a flagpole with a [D] sign,
Don't Mess With [C] Screamin' [D] Jay.
[F] I am the cool.
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[D] _ [C] _ [Dm] The finest restaurants, well [D] they all know me by my [C] name.
[D] They [F] gave me the best table [D] and sent everyone else [C] away.
[D] _ [F] Fezzin' under glass, [Em] lobster and steak [C] [F] tartare.
[D] Finished it off [G] with a fine [Dm] Cuban cigar.
[C] _ [D] Headed [F] on back home [D] to my penthouse suite.
[Am] _ [Dm] With a fine young lady [D] who's good enough to [G] eat.
[Am] _ [D] She feeds [F] me grapes and [Em] cheese and opens the [C] Don Berry on [D] me.
And we [Dm] made [G] love until the [D] night time is [F] gone.
[D] _ [F] I am the [D] cool. _
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Frozen, _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] cold, [D] _ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ _
[Dm] _ [C] _ [D] _ icicles on the toes. _
_ [Cm] _ [D] _ _ [F] _ [D] I am the [C] cool.
[F] _ [D] _ _ [F] _ [D] I'm [B] winter.
[C] _ _ [D] _ I'm on blizzards.
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_ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ [D] Get chilled.
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