Chords for Rolf Harris :: Never Smile at a Crocodile (with lyrics)
Tempo:
134.75 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Bb
Gm
F
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Never [Eb] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, you can't get friendly with the croc, O'dyle
Don't [Gm] be taken in by his friendly [Ab] grin, cos [D] he's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
[F] [Eb] Never smile at a croc, O'dyle Never tip your hat and stop [Gm] to talk a while
Never [Eb] run, walk away, say goodnight, not good day, clear the aisle and never [Gm] smile at Mr Croc, O'dyle
[Eb]
[Gm] [Bb] [Eb] You may very [Bb] well be well bred, [Eb] lots of [Bb] etiquette in your head
[Eb] But there's [Gm] always some special case, time [Bb] or place to forget etiquette
[G] [Bb] Let's look up crocodile [A] in the book
[Bb] Here it says, one [Cm] positively must not wear a pleased expression on one's [Eb] countenance
when confronted by that large lizard-like amphibious reptile which has long jaws, armoured skin and [F] webbed feet
and which is known as the croc, O'dyle
It has been [Eb] discovered that one simply [Ab] cannot cherish an [Bb] amicable and trustworthy [Eb] relationship with the aforementioned species
Oh, this is interesting
In addition, it is mandatory [F] that one does not become [Gm] irresistibly drawn into [Eb] the erroneous belief
[Bb] that the lateral open extension of [Eb] his jaws means that you are [Gm] entirely welcome
[Gb] It [Eb] is much more reasonable to [Bb] assume that he is [Eb] contemplating how you would [Bb] look in a lizard [G] suit
[Bb]
His!
[E] [Bb] [D]
[Bb] Never [C] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, [Eb] you can't get friendly with the [Gm] croc, O'dyle
Don't be taken in by his friendly [G] grin He's imagining how well you'd [F] fit beneath his skin
I told you that [D] before
Never smile [Bb] at a crocodile [Eb] Never tip your hat and stop to talk [Bb] a [B] while
[Eb] Don't be rude, never mock Throw a kiss, not a rock
But clear the aisle and never smile at Mr [G]
[Eb]
[Gm]
Croc, [F] O'dyle
[F]
[Eb] Hey, watch out, here [N] comes one now
Don't [Gm] be taken in by his friendly [Ab] grin, cos [D] he's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
[F] [Eb] Never smile at a croc, O'dyle Never tip your hat and stop [Gm] to talk a while
Never [Eb] run, walk away, say goodnight, not good day, clear the aisle and never [Gm] smile at Mr Croc, O'dyle
[Eb]
[Gm] [Bb] [Eb] You may very [Bb] well be well bred, [Eb] lots of [Bb] etiquette in your head
[Eb] But there's [Gm] always some special case, time [Bb] or place to forget etiquette
[G] [Bb] Let's look up crocodile [A] in the book
[Bb] Here it says, one [Cm] positively must not wear a pleased expression on one's [Eb] countenance
when confronted by that large lizard-like amphibious reptile which has long jaws, armoured skin and [F] webbed feet
and which is known as the croc, O'dyle
It has been [Eb] discovered that one simply [Ab] cannot cherish an [Bb] amicable and trustworthy [Eb] relationship with the aforementioned species
Oh, this is interesting
In addition, it is mandatory [F] that one does not become [Gm] irresistibly drawn into [Eb] the erroneous belief
[Bb] that the lateral open extension of [Eb] his jaws means that you are [Gm] entirely welcome
[Gb] It [Eb] is much more reasonable to [Bb] assume that he is [Eb] contemplating how you would [Bb] look in a lizard [G] suit
[Bb]
His!
[E] [Bb] [D]
[Bb] Never [C] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, [Eb] you can't get friendly with the [Gm] croc, O'dyle
Don't be taken in by his friendly [G] grin He's imagining how well you'd [F] fit beneath his skin
I told you that [D] before
Never smile [Bb] at a crocodile [Eb] Never tip your hat and stop to talk [Bb] a [B] while
[Eb] Don't be rude, never mock Throw a kiss, not a rock
But clear the aisle and never smile at Mr [G]
[Eb]
[Gm]
Croc, [F] O'dyle
[F]
[Eb] Hey, watch out, here [N] comes one now
Key:
Eb
Bb
Gm
F
G
Eb
Bb
Gm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Never [Eb] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, you can't get friendly with the croc, O'dyle
Don't [Gm] be taken in by his friendly [Ab] grin, cos [D] he's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Never smile at a croc, O'dyle Never tip your hat and stop [Gm] to talk a while
Never [Eb] run, walk away, say goodnight, not good day, clear the aisle and never [Gm] smile at Mr Croc, _ O'dyle
[Eb] _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] You may very [Bb] well be well bred, [Eb] lots of [Bb] etiquette in your head
[Eb] But there's [Gm] always some special case, time [Bb] or place to forget etiquette
[G] _ [Bb] Let's look up crocodile [A] in the book
[Bb] _ _ Here it says, _ one [Cm] positively must not wear a pleased expression on one's [Eb] countenance
when confronted by that large lizard-like amphibious reptile which has long jaws, armoured skin and [F] webbed feet
and which is known as the croc, O'dyle
It has been [Eb] discovered that one simply [Ab] cannot cherish an [Bb] amicable and trustworthy [Eb] relationship with the aforementioned species
Oh, this is interesting
In addition, it is mandatory [F] that one does not become [Gm] irresistibly drawn into [Eb] the erroneous belief
[Bb] that the lateral open extension of [Eb] his jaws means that you are [Gm] entirely welcome
[Gb] It [Eb] is much more reasonable to [Bb] assume that he is [Eb] contemplating how you would [Bb] look in a lizard [G] suit
_ [Bb] _
His! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [D] _
[Bb] Never [C] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, [Eb] you can't get friendly with the [Gm] croc, O'dyle
Don't be taken in by his friendly [G] grin He's imagining how well you'd [F] fit beneath his skin
I told you that [D] before
Never smile [Bb] at a crocodile _ [Eb] Never tip your hat and stop to talk [Bb] a [B] while
[Eb] Don't be rude, never mock Throw a kiss, not a rock
But clear the aisle and never smile at Mr [G] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
Croc, [F] _ _ O'dyle
[F] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ Hey, watch out, here [N] comes one now
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Never [Eb] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, you can't get friendly with the croc, O'dyle
Don't [Gm] be taken in by his friendly [Ab] grin, cos [D] he's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Never smile at a croc, O'dyle Never tip your hat and stop [Gm] to talk a while
Never [Eb] run, walk away, say goodnight, not good day, clear the aisle and never [Gm] smile at Mr Croc, _ O'dyle
[Eb] _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] You may very [Bb] well be well bred, [Eb] lots of [Bb] etiquette in your head
[Eb] But there's [Gm] always some special case, time [Bb] or place to forget etiquette
[G] _ [Bb] Let's look up crocodile [A] in the book
[Bb] _ _ Here it says, _ one [Cm] positively must not wear a pleased expression on one's [Eb] countenance
when confronted by that large lizard-like amphibious reptile which has long jaws, armoured skin and [F] webbed feet
and which is known as the croc, O'dyle
It has been [Eb] discovered that one simply [Ab] cannot cherish an [Bb] amicable and trustworthy [Eb] relationship with the aforementioned species
Oh, this is interesting
In addition, it is mandatory [F] that one does not become [Gm] irresistibly drawn into [Eb] the erroneous belief
[Bb] that the lateral open extension of [Eb] his jaws means that you are [Gm] entirely welcome
[Gb] It [Eb] is much more reasonable to [Bb] assume that he is [Eb] contemplating how you would [Bb] look in a lizard [G] suit
_ [Bb] _
His! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [D] _
[Bb] Never [C] smile at a croc, O'dyle No, [Eb] you can't get friendly with the [Gm] croc, O'dyle
Don't be taken in by his friendly [G] grin He's imagining how well you'd [F] fit beneath his skin
I told you that [D] before
Never smile [Bb] at a crocodile _ [Eb] Never tip your hat and stop to talk [Bb] a [B] while
[Eb] Don't be rude, never mock Throw a kiss, not a rock
But clear the aisle and never smile at Mr [G] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
Croc, [F] _ _ O'dyle
[F] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ Hey, watch out, here [N] comes one now