Chords for Slim Newton - Redback on the Toilet Seat

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_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ There was a redback on the toilet [G] seat when I was there last night.
[A] I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I [D] felt his bite.
I jumped high up into the [G] air, and when I hit the ground,
[A] That crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere [D] to be found. _
I rushed in to the missus, [G] told her just where I'd been bit.
[A] She grabbed a cutthroat razor blade, and I nearly [D] took a fit.
I said, just forget what's on your [G] mind and call a doctor please,
[A] Cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than [D] the disease.
[G] There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last [D] [E] night.
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I felt his [A] bite.
[D] And now I'm here in [G] hospital, a sad sorry plight.
And I [A] cursed the redback spider on the toilet seat [D] last night.
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can't lay down, I can't sit [G] up, and I don't know what to do.
[A] And all the nurses think it's funny, but that's not my [D] point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing, [G] and that's to say the least,
[A] That I'm too sick to eat a bite while that spider [D] had a feast. _
And when I get back home [G] again, I'll tell you what I'll do.
[A] I'll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm [D] going through.
I've had so many needles [G] that I'm looking like a sieve,
[A] And I promise you that spider hasn't very long [D] to live.
_ [G] There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there [D] last night.
[E] I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I felt [A] his bite.
[D] And now I'm here in hospital, [G] a sad sorry plight.
And [A] I cursed the redback spider on the toilet seat [D] last night.
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