Chords for Richie Vs Eddie Ft. Pennywise (Stephen King 'IT' Parody)

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You guys are splashed around in millions of gallons of dairy _ pee.
Wait, are you [E] serious?
I can't continue.
[B] Have you ever heard of a staph [E] infection?
_ It's so [B] unfair here.
Yo, is that Eddie?
You can hear him [E] coming.
The sound of pills rattling's [B] overwhelming.
He pops his pills more than [E] he pops his zits.
The drugs won't make you [B] deep, it could just quit.
And you would know you found out the hard [E] way.
Nothing made it grow.
You're stuck with the [B] baby's neck.
Richie's so blind he'll [E] never find the clitoris.
If you were a dino you'd be [B] a don't think he'saurus.
Man, you really need to learn how to [E] speak.
You couldn't even get it over [B] the cliff.
Who cares about a voice?
The [E] color and density gotta be thick and juicy [B] like your mama's booty.
Talking of mumps, don't forget yours needs [E] a kiss.
Whatever, I've seen you kiss the mirror, tongue [B] twister.
Eddie, is it [A] burp control pills?
Yeah, I'm [Bm] seepin' them through your scissor.
The clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best [A] around. _
[Bm] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be [E] ready to get a foul.
_ [A] _
_ [B] Okay, everybody's been seeing this clown [E] chat.
I don't get it.
Can only virgins see [B] this chat?
An Eddie a [A] virgin's a person with no [Em] sex.
Basically, you see like [B] 56.
Well, at least I won't be housing every STD.
[E] You get a staph infection from walking and [B] pee.
You know this gray [E] water, you can't notice the smell.
You got a nose like your eyes.
[B] Blind as hell.
My nose is bad?
You're saying my nose is [E] bad?
What about your hay fever?
That's what's [B] bad.
You cry and sneeze [E] from all your allergies.
You're so extreme, you're probably [B] allergic to pussy.
Richie, you're a straight gross.
You [E] know that?
And a complete loser.
That's a [B] fact.
You wanna spend [A] summer in some plain street, [E] fighter?
Better than having to play [B] inside your mother.
The clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best [E] around. _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be ready [E] to get a foul. _ _
_ [B] Pennywise, [Bm] with an old school [E] flow.
Eenie, meenie, miney, [B] moe.
Catch a [E] kitty by his toe.
Iffy, screams, don't let him [B] go.
Beep beep, Richie, time to float.
[E] I heard you like clowns, well I got a few.
[B] And where's little Eddie?
[E] He likes a joke.
What did the leprechaun [B] give you?
A bit of leprosy and the flu.
[E] Shut up, clown, I'll kill [Bm] you!
No, little [B] Eddie, you're a puny dude.
You're rotting in the sewer with the pee and the poo.
And Rita's gonna watch me dance in my [E] show.
Screw that, clown, you're an ugly dildo.
[B] I'm gonna pick up this [A] bat and lose control.
[E] Welcome to the loser club, [B] assholes!
There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best around.
[A] _ _ _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be ready to get a [A] foul. _ _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best [A] around. _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _ _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be ready to get a [A] foul. _ _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best around. _ _
There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be ready to get a [A] foul. _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
[B] Cause we got the back to the best [E] around. _
[B] There's a clown in town, he won't get us [E] down. _
_ [B] Pennywise, you better be ready to [A] get a foul. _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ _