Chords for Deadpool Sings A Song (Marvel Comics Song)

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Oh [A#m] yeah, it's [A#] Deadpool.
_ _ Back [D#m] once again with another track.
_ _ _ [G#m] Boys and girls. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Oh, so [Em] Iron decided to make a song [C] about me.
_ [E] _ [C] I wonder how bad this one's gonna be.
It's pretty bad.
The stock won't let me [E] in the groove.
[C] Why, why, why, why, [E] why, why?
[C] But you're cool with a tree [E] saying I am Groot.
[C] Deep character, [F#] real believable.
I [C] reach in, better look [B] out, best hand crew.
[C] Pew!
_ [B] _ [C] MCU, screw you, [F#] I'd rather do it poo.
[C] Poo, poo, poo.
In [B] the nightclub, lacking [C] tissues.
[F#] Why's this thing black?
X-Men [C] suck, Avengers all suck.
[B] Time to, time to, time to [C] buckle up,
cause I'm forming [E] my own crew.
Screw you, [C] Super Party dudes, I don't need you.
I said screw you, Super Posse dudes, I don't need [Bm] you.
All I see is the [C] Avengers and it's making me [E] sick.
I'm not jelly, I [C] just hope you know I got a new flick.
Spider-Monkey Boy said that he would love to [E] be in it.
But what [C] superpowers does that have?
Oh, [E] Deadpool, you know that [C] I'm forming my own little [E] crew.
We're all super [C]-duper dudes, except Peter the [E] Jew.
I mean for real, [C] we're made of stainless steel.
[E] Domino and Dumblender, [C] who drives behind the wheel.
And [B] I told you, Negasonic [C] Teenage Warhead is a dumb name.
[E] As soon as you pass puberty, [C] you'll wonder what was I thinking.
I know you think he's tricking me, but why would I do that silly?
[E] Cause I want the name for [C] myself, but yeah, well, [F#] maybe.
Let's assemble a team, [D] I want maximum effort.
[E] We gotta save a kid [C] or something, yeah, whatever.
And cable's trying to stop, but I think [F#] not.
And all the while I can't [C] help thinking,
I'm left [B] in the groove.
Why, [C] why, why, why, [E] why, why?
But [G] you're cool with a tree saying, [E] I am Groot.
[C] _ _ [E] I [C] reach in better, look [D] how fast I am Groot.
[C] _ _ [E] _
[C] MCU, screw you, I'd [E] rather do it poop.
[C]
In [E] the nightclub, lacking [C] tissues.
[F#] YCC, we're X-Men, [C] suck Avengers, I'll suck.
[B] Time to time to time to buckle [C] up, cause I'm forming [D] my own crew.
Screw you super [C] posse dudes, I don't need [D] you.
I said screw you super [C] posse dudes, I don't need [Bm] you.
I got a few bullets [C] inside, probably should've gone [E] to hide.
Now I think of it, chopping [C] bullets is pretty much [E] suicide.
Gotta think of cable [C] for not trying to shoot me in the [E] D.
Cause that would that [C] danger really burst [Bm] a V.
And I have to talk to [C] Vanessa about why that's the [B] case.
She's still S-conning when [C] she ought only ever write my face.
No, not my future baby mama, that [E] can't be.
I can't wait for the [C] day to have red spandex [E] babies.
Wait a minute, when [C] my babies pop out, like [F#] me.
Looking like some [C] burnt, bald sacks, [B] ugly.
No way, Bass [C] Bass is super [F#] pretty.
She'll counter my [C] mug, bring him up to [E] a free.
Now let's begin the lovey [C]-dovey and kick some [E] ass.
Blast some trash [C] at a funeral for a [E] laugh.
Swing on my [C] sword so fast you miss who I [E] got.
And can't forget my [C] trademark, let me crack [E] ya in the groove.
Why, [C] why, why, why, [B] why, why, why, why, why, why.
But [C] you're cool with a tree saying [E] I am Groot.
[C] _
_ [E] I [C] reach in, better look out [D] that fan groove.
[C] Pew.
_ [F#] MC you screw you, I'd [E] rather do it poo.
Poo.
[C] In the [E] nightclub, lacking tissues.
[C] _ [F#] YCC where X-men [C] suck avengers all suck.
[F#m] Time and time and time I buckle [C] up, cause I'm forming [F#] my own crew.
Screw you super [C] posse dudes, I don't need you.
[D] I said screw you super posse dudes, I don't need [E] you.
X-men [C] suck avengers all suck.
[E] Time and time and time I buckle [C] up, cause I'm forming my own crew.
Screw you super posse dudes, I don't need you.
[E] I said screw you super posse dudes, I don't need [F#] you.
Uh.
[C] _ _ _ _
Don't [C#] need you.
[G#] Deadpool. _
[D#m] Thank you. _ _ _
Ninja stars in my counter.
And I'm Chucks, chilling with my hangers.
Black clothes for the winter weather.
And black clothes for when it's summer.
I live for the stealthy shit.
Try farming [D#] your lan and I think you'll quit.
[D#m] On the left I stand in your [G#m] team treasure.
You won't see it coming for you but here I kill you [D#] with just a stick.
Batters up.
Home run.
You've given up.
[D#m] Run home.
Go cry to your [D#] mama and tell