Chords for Jason Voorhees Sings A Song (Scary Horror Halloween Parody)

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_ _ Running from [Dm] me is like treading [Am] water,
Avenging so [Em] sweet, avenging my [A] mama.
Mama [Dm] Shetty is ready to [Am] slaughter,
Your body drips [E] clean, never blood in the water.
_ [Am] Mama, [Dm] _
[C] why don't you [E] talk to me?
[Am] Ever since [Dm] that night when [C] that girl cut you,
[E] It made [Am] me angry [Dm] and vengeful.
[Am] Stupid girl hurt [E] my mama,
[Am] And those pains left [Dm] me drowning.
[Am] I gotta make them [Em] all suffer.
[Am] Running from [D] me is like treading [C] water,
Avenging so [E] sweet, avenging my [A] mama.
Mama Shetty [Dm] is ready to [C] slaughter,
Your body drips [E] clean, never blood in the [A] water.
_ Never blood in the water!
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [E] Never [A] blood in the water!
[C] Seas hot and you'll [F] see,
Cause you'll be [E] the next bitch to walk [A] through this way.
[C] Obscene, [F] obscene,
A [E] grenade [Am] in the machine.
We come every [Dm] summer,
[C] To camp down [E] by the lake,
[Am] Our fish bash us [Dm] through pit chains.
[C] I can hunt and [E] mutilate,
[Am] There are ways [Dm] these deep pray,
[Am] When they strut down [Em] and make out.
[Am] After spearing [D] the two of you,
[Am] It's a different kind [Em] of pull [Am] out.
Running from [D] me is like treading [C] water,
Avenging so [E] sweet, avenging my [Am] mama.
Mama Shetty [D] is ready to [C] slaughter,
Your body drips [E] clean, never blood in the [A] water.
_ [D] Never [A] blood in the [C] water! _
[F] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] _ _ [E] Never [A] blood in the water!
[C] Seas hot and you'll [F] see,
Cause you'll be [E] the next bitch to walk through [A] this way.
[C] Obscene, obscene,
A [E] grenade in the [Am] machine. _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] _ [Am] You cannot [G] run, you cannot [A] hide,
You might try five, but I don't die.
The final girl's [Gm] startled, she knows there's no [A] chance,
The only way to [G] beat me is using [Am] intelligence.
The Meta and Pamela,
[G] The kids looking like [Am] a mirror.
[D] Now there's blood [A] in the water.
_ _ Now there's blood in the water!
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [E] Now there's [A] blood in the water!
[C] Now there's blood in the water!
Seas hot and [F] you'll see,
Cause you'll be [E] the next bitch to walk through [A] this way. _
[C] Obscene, [F] obscene,
A [E] grenade in the [E] machine. _