Chords for Retirement Party - That's How People Die

[G] _ _ [B] I think _ cancer's [A] gonna kill [G] me
cause I got a real bad sunburn [D] when I was [G] 13 _
[B] Couldn't sit in a [Em] classroom chair for at least [C] a week
_ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Maybe [Bm] I shouldn't [G] have fallen asleep in that hot, hot [B]
sun
without [D] a little bit of sunscreen _
_ Don't [A] let this reflect too badly on my [D] character
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] I _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ think the [D] car is gonna kill me cause I [Em] ride my bike so slow
[C] I've been relaxing _ [G] all along
I sleep [D] so long before it's night
[Em] cause _ it's [C] _ dead
I [A] _
_ feel like I'm getting 40s quicker
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [B] thinking about [Em] it _ all
[C] _ _
_ _ I think [E] I should [D]
just eat a little more
[C] to _ get _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [G] _
a little [B] more awareness
_ _ _ [Em] _
I _ [C] _ _ _ [Em] think I should [D] just eat a little more
[C] _ The _ _ _ _ [E] _
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[D] plague is gonna come into my [Em] body now _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
I'm pretty [D] good at that and so [Em] are you
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] I'm gonna age and [Em]
revert
cause this is how [C] I'm walking
[G]
I'm not sure [D] that I'd _ be [Em] prepared
as a [C] _ _
_ _ [A] matter of fact, the rest of the world won't [G] be _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ cause [B] I'm gonna have to [Em] try _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] Maybe I [D] should just eat a little more
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Maybe [Em] _ I [D] should just eat a little more
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