Chords for Retirement Party - Passion Fruit Tea

[N] _ _ [Ab] I may [Db] not have a job, but I have something [Bb] that is much more [Eb] valuable than this.
[Abm] I may [Dbm] have a couple friends, well I'll be damned if [Bb] I didn't.
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_ _ [Ab] _ Opie, [Db] opie, everybody [Bb] opie,
I'm going to seek for [Ab] my accountant.
_ _ I'll keep [Db] drinking passion tea to just get [Bb] the taste of it.
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Just get [Ab] the taste of it.
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[B] _ _ [Ab] Stings and [Db] bites are contagious and I might just [Bb] shoot them [Eb] to myself.
_ _ [Ab] These end-dogs [Db] are as harmless as a frog in [Bb] your basement.
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ I [Db] am sorry that I let [Bb] _ everyone [Eb] upset _
[Ab] again.
_ _ [Db] Fuck with the recording and I'll [Bb] be devised.
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_ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _ _ I may not have a job, but [Db] I have something that [Bb] is much more valuable [Eb] than this.
[Ab] I may have a couple friends, [Db] well I'll be damned if I [Bb] didn't. _
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Opie, opie, [Db] everybody opie,
I'm going to seek [Ab] for my [Eb] accountant.
_ [Ab] _ I'll keep drinking passion [Db] tea to just get the [Bb] taste of it.
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